35 Deeply Upsetting Facts That Will Trigger An Existential Crisis In Every Single Person On Earth Over The Age Of 30
1. On 30 years ago:
Someone said "30 years ago", and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1994, and now I need to lie down.
— John Paul (@IAm_JohnPaulAF) February 27, 2024
2.On the teens:
3. On Meet The Parents:
I've randomly just realised Ben Stiller is a year older than Robert De Niro was in Meet the Parents 😵
— Luke Roberts (@lordlucozade) July 28, 2023
4.On ID:
5.On CDs:
6. On the '80s:
1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1937 and 1980 were.have a good day.
— Pack Pistol Pazzy (سيف الله) (@vinnie_paz) January 9, 2024
7. On the 1900s:
A friend just shared a line from a student paper, "Despite being made in the late 1900s, many of the themes of The Matrix are still relevant today" and I can literally feel my body decaying in the grave.
— Elizabeth Sandifer (@ElSandifer) April 4, 2021
8. On Friends:
I just learned that the cast of Friends is now the same age as the golden girls when they first started and I'M NOT OK. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 26, 2023
9. On Pokemon:
You were having a fine evening. Feeling youthful, energetic. Then you saw Pokémon cards on Antiques Roadshow. pic.twitter.com/GdnHR8K3JO
— Jesse Case (@jessecase) April 27, 2023
10.On $20 bills:
11.On home phones:
12. On hanging up:
A child just asked me why we say hang up the phone and now I feel 90.
— rachelmacg (@rachelmacg) June 9, 2022
13. On texting:
Told a group of teens while phone shopping today that when I was their age we had to pay 10 cents per text message and now they think I'm a liar.
— Jeff Adams (@jeffmadams) December 28, 2023
14.On The Beatles:
15. On Dazed and Confused:
Dazed & Confused was set in 1976 and made in 1993. If that movie came out today, it would be a movie about 2007
— Dylan (@SteelofApproval) February 3, 2024
16.On Funniest Home Videos:
17.On projectors:
18.On Twitter:
19.On cords:
20.On the Smashing Pumpkins:
21.On Kool-Aid:
22. On Austin Powers:
If Austin Powers was remade today he would of been frozen in 1993. Never felt older than I do thinking of that
— jj singleton (@JJSingleton1) February 16, 2023
23. On cassettes:
Text from my daughter. #Ifeelold pic.twitter.com/gWSooeOKJ3
— Deanna King (@CynicalMother) March 30, 2020
24.On music:
25. On Netflix:
I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.
— Donald Zimmer (@zimmer_donald) September 27, 2020
26. On rock 'n' roll:
Absolutely devastated to learn this DAD ROCK album with AVRIL LAVIGNE and SUM 41 is not just a meme but is, in fact, real pic.twitter.com/Sr4O2T0bqi
— Sam Maggs (@SamMaggs) January 24, 2021
27. On commercials:
Watching cable with my eldest son and a commercial comes on. He asked to skip it and I said you can’t skip tv ads. I then told him you have to pay to watch these too and he looked at me like I’m crazy
— Dutch Hammer 40k (@Dutch40k) January 12, 2020
28.On rooms:
29.On hanging out:
30.On CDs, again:
31. On 9/11:
me, in my 9/11 class:So, how did YOU feel, when you heard the news?students:... ..Erm.. I was two years old 🤷♀️#IFeelOld #phdlife
— Madita Oeming (@MsOeming) April 23, 2019
32. On movies:
my 9 year old sister just asked me what this is... she was shocked when i told her this is how we used to watch movies pic.twitter.com/HFJmBfZSqj
— aiden (@AidenEJK) May 8, 2020
33.On 1985:
34. On Shrek:
there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
— ©h®¡§ Jª|߀®†™ (@IAmChrisJalbert) June 10, 2022
35.And on aging:
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