This year, the company’s annual gift guide certainly has all bases covered with 12 categories in total – including ones dedicated to ‘The Wellness Junkie’ and ‘The One-Step-Aheader’.
But it was Goop’s ‘Ridiculous But Awesome’ list which really stole our attention with a hot air balloon trip over Mount Everest and 24k gold rolling papers making the cut.
If that isn’t enough to make your bank balance quiver with fright, there’s even a small village in Spain up for grabs – you know, for the person who has everything.
Whether you’re seriously considering bagging a couple of items from the wish list or fancy a lunchtime giggle in the office, feast your eyes on some of our favourites from Goop’s 2018 Christmas gift guide:
A village in Spain
If money is no object then you might want to consider making a serious investment this Christmas by purchasing a small village in Lugo, Spain.
For £132,186, you could gift someone several houses, barns and granaries which all boast ‘panoramic views’ and sit close to a neighbouring river.
According to Goop, it’s the perfect pressie when choosing a gift for someone can “take a village”.
24k gold rolling paper
Although Goop acknowledges that 24k gold rolling papers are “the very definition of ridiculous” – the lifestyle brand does believe they’d make a cool gift.
Though we have to agree that a six-sheet set of cigarette paper would certainly prove a one-of-a-kind present this Christmas…
A yacht bigger than our flat
A yacht is the epitome of luxury with A-listers often fleeing Hollywood for a weekend getaway aboard a boat bigger than our London flat.
Goop recommends investing in the brand new zero-emissions Q Yacht which enables owners to enjoy nature without damaging it.
A luxe bidet
When browsing Goop you often come across items you never even knew you needed from marble vaginal eggs to vampire repellant.
So it comes as no surprise to see a clip-on bidet make the Christmas cut.
Priced at £61, the aptly-named Tushy must-have is designed to give “sparkly butts all round” this year.
Breakfast with giraffes
Tucked away in 12-acres of Kenyan landscape, Giraffe Manor attracts thousands of Instagram megastars courtesy of its inimitable social media opportunities.
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Every morning and evening, its herd of giraffes poke their long necks into the windows of the exclusive retreat – providing bloggers with nothing but ‘the shot’.
Prices are available upon request.
A hot air balloon expedition over Mount Everest
For those of you who prefer to give experiences rather than shop-bought gifts, Goop recommends splurging £4,654,691 on a hot air balloon expedition over Mount Everest.
Veteran pilot Christ Dewhirst will guide the trip, as the balloon will ascend over 30,000 feet over the Himalayas. The price is surely worth the Instagram snaps, right?
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