27 Funny Tweets From The Week Because We All Need To Start Our New Year Off With Some Laughs
Hello and welcome to 2025, y'all! Wishing you a year of joy, success, and lots of laughter.
To start, let’s kick things off on a light note by revisiting some of the funniest tweets that kept us laughing through the holidays:
Enjoy!
1.
when i get an oil change & they show me the oil stick thing like… ok???😭😭
— tete (@teelooneyy) December 23, 2024
2.
The elves tweetin on break: https://t.co/hgOlVebYhw
— loud mouth too (@hhbackupone) December 24, 2024
3.
My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.
— pj (@pjayevans) December 25, 2024
4.
commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s family christmas photos
— e l l a (@blondehotcoffee) December 25, 2024
5.
Telling my uncle about my boy problems and he’s literally covering his mouth in disbelief… yeah girl it’s bad
— Amarji (@clockydj) December 25, 2024
6.
Remember before Amazon parents would go to Toys "R" Us and beat each other fucking senseless over the last Cabbage Patch Kid …. Good Times
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) December 25, 2024
7.
Thank you Santa Claus ❤️🩷❤️ pic.twitter.com/YqrczhcCOD
— miz irritating (@miz_irritating) December 25, 2024
8.
on god going to the DMV the 26th pic.twitter.com/SuX7EIYt6R
— Dam Sav 🇵🇸 (@_sam_dav) December 26, 2024
9.
The woke left? Without saying goodbye?
— alec (@StilllAlec) December 26, 2024
10.
now that christmas is basically over i can show everyone the way i wrapped the book i got for my sister pic.twitter.com/ha4JjxQoFU
— cj 🐛🍎 (@clownfettiart) December 26, 2024
11.
I hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” bítch I do what I gotta do
— tony soprano (@tuckfwelvey) December 27, 2024
12.
my mom is obsessed with first responder television shows and she was watching this 911 operator show and in one episode there was a fire, a b*mb, a man having an affair with his neighbor via a secret tunnel under the house, and at least 3 other plot lines. in 30 minutes https://t.co/3FXbOKsIPj
— jimmy (@jimmyjbol) December 27, 2024
Hulu / @jimmyjbol / Via Twitter: @jimmyjbol
13.
My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) December 28, 2024
14.
My age is news to me every single time I remember https://t.co/VfKTcaC9vV
— Loky (@LokyMann) December 29, 2024
15.
tell me why my aunt brought the craziest side dish to Hanukkah last night pic.twitter.com/Vh1qku0GzY
— ezra ✡︎ (@ziravale) December 29, 2024
16.
just remembered the age i’m turning this year pic.twitter.com/YqYWcDY8eG
— mak (@folklauries) January 1, 2025
17.
“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*
— mahrukh (@parhloumahrukh) December 30, 2024
18.
As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
— the people’s princess (@LifeWithJRDN) December 29, 2024
19.
drunk in this uber in philly and we’re going over this paul revere cobblestone ass road and i’m closing my eyes and seeing myself hiding behind the barricades while the cannons fire in gettysburg
— fruiteas :3 (@fruiteasart) January 1, 2025
20.
Looks like a boat. Probably smooth sailing or something. https://t.co/jD4TeBrQvq
— Tiffany Samantha (@cakefaceshawty_) December 30, 2024
21.
my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg
— jynx (@jynxbby) December 31, 2024
22.
He doesn't have dementia he's just in disbelief https://t.co/NbiZggDnwS
— 𝓑ᥫ᭡ (@quesadaaa_) December 31, 2024
23.
being a divorced dad and listening to foo fighters must feel so good like damn i only see my kids every other weekend and this guitar solo fucks
— count dykecula :3 (@gothesbian) December 31, 2024
24.
My neighbors were arguing and I opened the door to see what was going on and the lady was like “Lower your voice neighbors can hear you” and the man was like “MAN FUCK THAT NOSY ASS LADY” pic.twitter.com/ccoOhnTwRC
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) December 30, 2024
25.
2017 being 8 years ago instead of 3 pic.twitter.com/zcZLB0WGmQ
— ☆ (@DICKDOH) December 31, 2024
NowThis Media / @DICKDOH / Via Twitter: @DICKDOH
26.
Tf did you just say to me? https://t.co/PUBGcF7kge
— Jamila 🔔 (@_iamjamila) December 31, 2024
27.
smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming
— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) January 1, 2025
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