People Are Inventing Fake Trader Joe's Products They Wish Existed, And I'm Honestly Begging For Them To Put These On The Shelves
I recently made an AI-powered generator to create fake Trader Joe’s products, thinking it’d be good for a laugh. But then the comments exploded with ideas that were equal parts chaotic, hilarious, and low-key genius. From Everything Bagel Ice Cream to Pumpkin Spice Ramen, these fake TJ’s creations are so unhinged they might actually work. Here are the best ones:
1.Earl Grey Potato Chips:
2.Lil' Baby Jesus Cheeses:
3.Anchovy Crunch Cereal:
4.Weed Eggnog:
5.Mature Cheddar Brioche Buns:
6.Strawberry Paella:
"I'm sorry for making this."
7.Cheddar Apple Fritters:
8.Everything Bagel Ice Cream:
9.Strawberry Rhubarb Twist Ice Cream:
10.Pickled Habanero Peanuts:
11.Gingerbread Dough Gelato:
12.Chili Miso Seaweed Crisps:
13.Brie Pop Tarts:
"Adult pop tarts with Brie, jam, rosemary and prosciutto. Or bacon and caramelized onions."
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15.Marinara Cloud Pasta:
"I'd buy this in a heartbeat!"
16.Siracha Pickle Ravioli:
17.Ass Spread:
18.Spicy Red Pepper and Honey Hummus:
19.Banana And Caramel Popcorn:
20.Marshmallow Chocolate Crisps:
21.Croissant Greek Yogurt:
22.Whimsical Gingerbread Spread:
23.Pad Thai Popcorn:
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"I think I need this."
25.And finally, The Tears Of My Ex Boyfriend:
Want to make your own? Use the generator below and add your TJ's creations to the comment!
