Lesbian podcaster says it's hard to find big strap-ons but we've got 5 huge recommendations
The beautiful thing about strap-ons is just how many options there are — there truly is something for every taste. From color to shape, there are endless possibilities, but what do you do if you need a larger dildo to get off?
This is the conundrum the lesbian hosts of The Wrong Sauce podcast tackled in a recent episode. A clip from an episode where hosts Tip and Lou and pop artist Mariah Counts talked about lesbians' love of colorful dildos and the struggle to find a "non-realistic" strap that is big enough to satisfy everyone's sexual desires.
"Lesbians specifically love to use non-realistic rainbow bright or purple colored straps," Tip said during the episode.
"The purple, I feel like that's the most common one," Count chimes in before Tip complains about the lack of diversity in the types of strap-ons available.
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"And it's really to find," she said. "Honestly, there's not a lot of makers that make non-realistic, non-flesh colored straps, and then the sizing is always like, you know—"
Counts interrupts, clearly thinking that Tip is talking about straps being too big to handle. "It's a problem, you find the one you want, and then you're like, 'Never going to happen,'" she said.
"Oh, for me, I'm like, 'Not big enough,'" Tip explains before Lou jumps in to say that Tip was looking for a new strap today and was only finding ones that were too small by her estimation.
"How big were they?" Count asked.
"They were six inches at the most, and that's just not going to satisfy the woman that I'm getting biblical with right now," Tip said. "Now myself. Like a six-inch, I'm going to slide in and out, it's not going to be good for me. I just can't do the things and the angels that I want to do. It's not pro-level lez for me."
Counts' mind was blown by this revelation, musing that she'd never thought about the possibilities a larger strap would open up for her. "I never thought about if it was longer, other positions might be...," she said before Tip chimed in saying, "Absolutely."
A quick Google search will show you that Tip is right; most colorful, non-realistic strap-ons are only five or six inches long, and you have to do some hunting to find anything larger.
But don't worry because we've got you covered!
Wet For Her — Rainbow Strap-On Dildo
The lesbian-centric sex toy company Wet For Her has a plethora of dildo options for your strapping needs, but their Rainbow Strap-On Dildo is perfect if you want something a little bigger. It comes in three sizes, including “large,” which is 7.5 inches and 1.6 inches in diameter. Plus, it has a Pride flag print!
Extreme Restraints — Proud Rainbow Silicone Dildo with Harness
If you need something a little bigger, then look no further than Extreme Restraints’ Proud Rainbow Silicone Dildo with Harness, which is a whopping 8 inches long. Not only does it have the length you’re looking for, but it also has the non-realistic shape Tip was looking for and comes with a harness in case you’ve yet to add one to your sex toy collection.
Adam & Eve — Fetish Fantasy Double Delight Strap-On
If you want a double-ended strap-on that you and your girl can use at the same time, look no further than Adam & Eve’s Fetish Fantasy Double Delight Strap-On. It’s purple, has a rippled shaft, comes with a double dildo harness, and is 7 inches long — it’s everything you could want in a strap!
Pink Cherry — Sage 8 Inch G-Spot Dildo
When your partner wants something bigger that is going to hit her in all of the right spots, the Sage 8 Inch G-Spot Dildo from Pink Cherry is the perfect choice. Not only is it going to satisfy the size queen you’re sharing your bed with, but its unique shape is guaranteed to hit her G-spot, and it's compatible with )-ring or open-front harnesses you likely already own.
Avant by Blush — Midnight Rendezvous Artisan
For those of you who are looking for a beautifully made strap that’s not extra-long and…girthy, check out Avant by Blush’s artisanally made dildo collection. There are a ton of colorful choices in every shape you could ask for, but if size is what you’re after, then pick up the Midnight Rendezvous Artisan, which is 7.5 inches long and 1.75 inches in diameter.
