Help, I Can't Stop Laughing At All These Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet In 2024

1.On hair:

Tweet by @CourtneeHendrix says "I know during the Salem witch trials they was listening to stupid ppl and burning women up." Image below shows Dua Lipa and another woman
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2.On birthdays:

"how can you turn 0 years old"

3.On art history:

Telling someone "You look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era" instead of Renaissance and then "correct" it to "ray and sorts" and "rein a source"
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4.On aging:

A meme with text saying, "When my colorblind husband dresses our 25 week old son," and a comment pointing out "25 weeks" should be "2 years."
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5.On math:

"When I was 2 my sister was twice my age; now I'm 40, how old is my sister" with response: "Twice 2 is 4, so add 4 yrs to her current age; school system failed some"
u/ionenbindung / Via reddit.com

6.On... uh.... questionable piercings:

"Would a nose rectum piercing suite me"
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7.On being born:

"I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal"
Twitter

8.On the beauty of nature:

"The appalachian mountains memorise me"

9.On the miracle of life:

"Doctor: 'Congrats you're having a boy and a girl'"; comment: "This will never happen, twins can only be the same"; "you can have a boy and a girl"; "different gender twins happen all the time"
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10.On outside:

Re: photo, someone asks, "How did you add the clouds background?" Response: "That's the sky, we were outside"
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11.On true beauty:

"Mexico was so urethral"
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12.On Antarctica:

Person thinks Antarctica is a country, not a continent
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13.On the miracle of birth:

"The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"
Twitter

14.On dairy:

"Milk is considered dairy in at least 6 countries I have lived in."
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15.On cracked phones:

Screenshot of a smartphone's home screen with visible icons and a celestial scene, with text message saying "I cracked my phone look"

16.On heavenly sounds:

Screenshot of a social media comment section with a humorous typo referring to someone having the voice of an "angle" with a reply asking, "Acute or obtuse?"

17.On pelvises:

Two social media comments discussing anatomy; one person corrects another's misconception about the pelvis
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18.On continents:

"dude, Asia and Europe are not continenets"
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19.On the animal kingdom:

Person says "Fun fact: we are animals," and person answers: "fun fact: we actually aren't animals, we are mammals; most animals are mammals too; we may be similar, but no — stop being a brickhead and think before you comment"
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20.On fish:

"Name a fish that does not have the letter 'A' in it," and person responds "Dolphin"
Facebook

21.On 2003:

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30
Facebook

22.On the Earth:

"How did Hollywood know what the Earth looked like before NASA?" with image of a 1927 globe and "A Universal Picture" promo inside it

23.On South America:

A screenshot of a messaging app where one user incorrectly states South America is a country and another corrects them, humorous confusion ensues

24.On technology:

"Is there an app where you can take a photo of your tv and it uses fecal recognition to tell you who the actor is?"

25.On my man Joseph:

"Band joe for $250" with image of a banjo
Facebook

26.On dogs:

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."

Well, then.

Facebook

27.On germs:

Person says germs may be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when person says they've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites from years in a microbiology lab, person asks if they've seen one without a "microscope"
Twitter

28.On cells:

"Are you really suggesting that they are not?"
Twitter

29.On Wales:

Text exchange: "Technically Wales is not a country," "Wales is very much a country," "Name one thing that makes it a country?" "Having its own identify, culture, national anthem, flag," and "Texas has own flag, my neighbor has own flag"
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30.On announcements:

"Cervix announcement guys, don't waive at them as you pass by the weigh station, they take it very personally," showing a car with a long ticket/receipt hanging outside the window
Facebook

31.On those childhood memories:

Text on gradient background reads "Trying to remember why we used to say Olly Olly Auction Free"
Facebook

32.On Germany:

"BMW is a German-owned company"; "nope it's European"
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33.On gravity:

"If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point, then what is stopping the oceans north of the equator from emptying into oceans south of the equator? Gravity is pseudo science"
Twitter

34.On that ancient sport we all know and love:

"I just found out I'm lacrosse and talented, idk what it means but I think I can't cheese anymore or some shit': response: "OK this physically hurt me to read"
Facebook

35.On paint:

"I been telling my customers this for years"
Facebook

36.On language:

"I'm American and here in the state miss we say whala; voila is an instrument miss know everything and don't know shit"
u/couldaspongedothis / Via reddit.com

37.On the human body:

"If you were revamping the human body and were to give boobs an actual useful function instead of just sex appeal, what would you have them do?" "I don't know, maybe something crazy like feeding our babies?"

38.A fair question:

Summary of the text: The author discusses the idea of tattoo places offering euthanasia for clients who fear the pain, inspired by a sign for euthanasia at a dentist for anxious patients

39.On Greeks:

"WHOA GREEKS STILL EXIST THAT'S SOOO COOOOOOOOLLLLLL"
YouTube

40.On surprises:

"now olive the sudden there is a CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE."

41.On dimensions:

"It's from the wall to almost the door"

42.On Africa:

"Lmfao bro said South Africa... that ain't a country that's a direction"
Twitter

43.On the Earth's age:

"Then why are we in years 2023?"
TikTok

44.On cheese:

"Technically any mold that grows is just bonus bleu cheese."

My stomach hurts just reading this.

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45.On my man Gran:

A Facebook post reads: "I present to you... Gran Stephen Things." with a screenshot of a comment saying "Though this is bad it is a very small issue in the gran stephen things."
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46.On oops:

Text message saying, "So I committed a pho pa. Big oops. But I think I got away with it."

47.On chicken:

Text message conversation. Grey bubble: "Didn’t cook the chicken properly before we ate it." Blue bubble: "Dumb. That’s literally how you get sell my nana."

48.On opinions:

Screenshot of Reddit thread. The first user wants to learn how to avoid burning their lawn. The second user mentions they dye their grass. The third user comments on irony. The fourth user shares their opinion

49.On cooling:

A tweet by Andrew asking, "what if there were microwaves that made things cold," with Alex replying, "they call those refrigerators."
Twitter

50.On time zones:

A Twitter conversation about Drake's impact. One user remarks on his music influencing "Billionaire Mindset" followers; others comment on timing and being affected by Drake
Twitter

51.On language:

Chat exchange about language ability: One person asks where the other is from. The other replies Brazil. A third message claims Brazil does not speak English. The response states humans can learn multiple languages

52.On telling the future:

Text conversation about visiting a psychic, with humorous banter about soulmates and boyfriends
u/jayohwhy23 / Via reddit.com

53.On human-animal hybrids:

Top text reads "Looking for a dark grey or navy blue sectional don’t need an otter man!" Comments show people humorously discussing otters instead of sectionals
Facebook

54.On water:

An exchange on social media about sunscreen and chemicals, with users debating whether sunscreen blocks vitamin D and if water is a chemical

Hmm. Makes you think.

Instagram

55.On those darn kids:

Meme text: "And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you metaling kids!"
Facebook

56.On spelling:

Tweet with the text "Orange" and a reply stating "No words start with 'O' and ends with 'O'."
Twitter

57.On those little, special somethings:

Text reads "I go crazy for small jesters"

58.On the hand you're dealt:

A screenshot of a social media conversation about someone's resilience in a situation and text including. "Considering his circle stances he looks like he's keeping his head up"

59.On true bonds:

Exchange of humorous comments on social media, including "Love the cemetery between these 2 definitely the best dynamic duo" and "I'm dead"
Twitter

60.And on perseverance:

Text message exchange encouraging exercise, and someone says "Se seb wethey" and when someone asks what they mean, they explain, "'You can do it' in Spanish lol"

Hey, at least they tried.

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