Can we all just take a minute to spare a thought for Jessica Alba who posted a picture of her fresh manicure and pedicure to Instagram and has received countless foot fetish comments.
On Monday Alba naively posted a picture of her fresh toes and two thoughts ran through our minds.
The first being that she has possibly the healthiest looking feet we've ever seen and we've incredibly envious. The second however was more of a brain command which sent us straight to the comments section.
We've been around the world wide web long enough to know that feet photos are a hot commodity, let alone those from one of the most beautiful actors in the world with an Instagram following of 19 million.
'All the feet dudes are about to lose it,' wrote one user.
Some people were less creepy and more observant, writing: 'Bet you could crush a beer can with those bad boys!'
Others found reassurance in the feet of an A-list actress, commenting: 'I have the same toes. My second toe is longer than all the rest. I have never seen this before on another person, so to see it on your feet makes me not feel so weird.'
'Wow, a Foot pic and I didn’t even have to pay for it,' 'joked' another user. While someone else took it upon themselves to choose favourites: 'I speak on behalf of the foot fetish weirdo community ….between u and @salmahayek y’all got the best feeetz. [sic]'
As we all make a mental note to Google search Salma Hayek's feet, just remember to never post a picture of your own, unless you want to be reading comments Alba received like, 'Okay your feet are so beautifully soft'.
Or, 'Nice looking feet darling them toes and the red is banging'. And let's not forget, 'Beautiful little feet and toes'.
However we've saved the best, or should that be the worst till last? Apologies in advance if this ruins the nursery rhyme for you...
'Check out those happy little piggies lol, hope you're having a good weekend.'
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