My Abs Are Literally On Fire After Laughing At These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week
Hey, y'all. Hope everyone's having a good day and getting into the holiday spirit.
I know I am just sitting here twiddling my thumbs, waiting to spend time with family and friends, so if you're sitting here with me, too, here are some funny tweets from the week to bide us some time:
Enjoy!
1.
Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch
— comfy (@ihatethiskid) December 11, 2024
2.
Target be like spend $30,000 and get a $5 gift card with target circle ❤️🫶🏽
— bria celest (@55mmbae) December 10, 2024
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— anna 🪩 (@annachessen) December 9, 2024
4.
Yes and I wish I acted worse! https://t.co/2NyLm4ngmx
— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) December 10, 2024
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Me at 11yrs old hearing Airplanes ft. Hayley Williams for the first time pic.twitter.com/yicrYroZOs
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) December 12, 2024
@superkeara / @RealChalamet / Via Twitter: @superkeara
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This list got me HOLLERING pic.twitter.com/lt3MFiJ0M9
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) December 12, 2024
7.
My job fucked up giving me a walkie talkie I’m on this bitch sayn copy that & ain’t nobody said shit to me 😂😂😂
— Mr.Staydown (@_therealbigdon) December 11, 2024
8.
Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 12, 2024
9.
Christmas is in two weeks and ion even got the thought that counts
— 𝗖𝗵𝗶༒ (@iamchiomaa_) December 12, 2024
10.
It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON
— She-Rage, Princess of Pain (@ClaireMax) December 13, 2024
11.
So that’s who was kicking the back of my seat for the whole flight pic.twitter.com/ZuO5Htxheh
— sarah (@sarahg253) December 12, 2024
12.
Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me
— helia (@ItsEliane) December 13, 2024
13.
Do you think it makes Ryan Reynolds mad that Ryan Gosling is naturally funnier than him
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) December 12, 2024
14.
Construction sites are so shy. Let me see
— Ryan 🥣 (@ryanposting) December 12, 2024
15.
Just saw someone write DNA as D&A. God safe us
— rebs ☾ ★ (@rebsdnd) December 13, 2024
16.
Pain Au Sockalat https://t.co/3mayWDCwp1
— Josh Jeffery (@JeffCarnage) December 13, 2024
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people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them
— dior ✞ (@deeore5) December 15, 2024
18.
My father https://t.co/YieOQdCrJp
— a (@tdkledger) December 12, 2024
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— em 🍉 (@vanderrwaals) December 13, 2024
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If Mr Krabs owned a bar pic.twitter.com/Blh3M8CLOQ
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) December 12, 2024
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the fact that this isn’t AI generated makes it even funnier LMFAOOO https://t.co/6yUWGdcSoX
— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) December 13, 2024
Getty Images / NBC / @ferupity / Via Twitter: @ferupity
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Don’t fucking talk to him like that https://t.co/Ieu472e4gX
— Ted (@Tedoffthegrid) December 13, 2024
Universal Pictures / @Tedoffthegrid / Via Twitter: @Tedoffthegrid
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Girl. there are three movies explaining what happens at night in the museums https://t.co/AwlcCVehae
— Austine (@theereal_one) December 14, 2024
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Mary: https://t.co/FBHSZQ2Ynu
— David W. Peters (@dvdpeters) December 15, 2024
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Texting with my horse: https://t.co/lwlpmZgzC6
— bitsy von muffling (@DoctorPissPants) December 14, 2024
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hate when someone who can sing does karaoke, oh we’re supposed to cheer? we’re supposed to be impressed? u brought a gun to a middle school fight u fucking fraud
— prance (@bocxtop) December 15, 2024
28.
middle school was lowkey fun asf I was ugly as hell tho
— ThorDKidd (@ThorDKidd) December 14, 2024
29.
Damn who are his opps pic.twitter.com/rEvQSkhH0J
— Cole (@colipher) December 13, 2024
Hope you had a good laugh! For more funny tweets, feel free to peruse our other most recent weekly roundups:
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