184 Jokes People Posted Online This Year That Were So Funny They Went Super Viral
Soon 2024 will be behind us and it's been quite an eventful year. There have been countless viral jokes on the internet this year, so please distract yourself from the passage of time with these great tweets:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your Twitter feed even better!
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if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly
— jynx (@jynxbby) November 2, 2024
2.
requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) November 6, 2024
3.
Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungoverGuy who does: rlly 👀? Over
— charlotte (@AlolanEggs) November 11, 2024
4.
we are in a crisis of people just not sitting in their assigned seats at AMC theaters
— iconnorpop (@iconnnorpop) November 14, 2024
5.
when my daughters get older and finally get to wear my vintage archive fashion nova pieces >>>> 🥹❤️
— DILAH (@DOLLDILAH) November 2, 2024
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why being a werewolf just sound awful. No immortality, no magic powers, just a hairy beast that breeds.
— E (@ShadesOfElias) November 9, 2024
7.
the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
— alvaro (@alvaro_coded) November 9, 2024
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— celine (@yohjiyamajoto) November 10, 2024
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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) November 24, 2024
10.
God sends you an only child as a friend to test you
— balkanka (@missuonmylips) December 6, 2024
11.
I looked back during doggy & he waved
— chey (@iwishurosesxo) December 9, 2024
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Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken pic.twitter.com/qRMeJTFFZJ
— rural juror (@ruraljurormovie) November 12, 2024
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The very last hangout with the person you’ll never see again pic.twitter.com/YgpssTOUKs
— pris (@pwiscila) November 22, 2024
Neon / Twitter: @pwiscila
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i didn’t mean to mimic your voice i just had to know what it felt like to sound like that
— REEM #KRYBABY (@FREEREEM_) November 20, 2024
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I was in the library brushing my beard and another student turned his head 360° like an owl, looked me dead in my eyes, and said he "thought somebody was raking leaves".... does college have HR?? pic.twitter.com/y7wS6wvfK6
— $aint $mith 🕊 (@SaintSmith_) October 3, 2024
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House down boots pic.twitter.com/KJLPJNDAdv
— Evan (@playacathysong) November 22, 2024
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This guys Hinge??? 💀 pic.twitter.com/2WAriTJA0E
— Drew (@drewrhyde) November 21, 2024
18.
Just remembered I had jury duty on Tuesday. Last Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/ILa6bVSTpr
— Dejon. (@DejonNoMustard) November 19, 2024
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he's mad at me cause i keep replying "🧯" to every girl that comments “🔥” on his pictures
— sav (@goldensavvv) November 18, 2024
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The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides
— calex ✰ (@calexthegoat) November 18, 2024
21.
Being a homeowner in your 20's is crazy. Like damn you love that town huh
— Dirt Cipote (@itolitos) November 16, 2024
22.
if i have a baby with my man and we break up he gotta take the baby
— ᛕꪖíꪶꪖ (@119721_) October 5, 2024
23.
I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school
— $ (@Hnzdz) October 7, 2024
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why my dad on facebook talking about “who daughter can i take out to eat” BITCH YOURS! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN 7 YEARS
— hbk (@hbkraee) October 4, 2024
25.
driving and conversing in the car with my child then she says “simon says just drive don’t talk” 🙃🙃🙃gagged tf out of me
— Zonnique (@Zonnique) October 10, 2024
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Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 11, 2024
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— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) October 11, 2024
28.
Seeing a Cybertruck really does ruin your day. Because wtf is that
— petite barbie. (@joigabrielle) October 16, 2024
29.
anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary
— Nikki Nasty (@nicolerafiee) October 26, 2024
30.
Pls don’t make me bounce on it I have low iron and arthritic knees
— Zach ⭒ (@lexapr1nce) October 25, 2024
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I cannot imagine having a meltdown and hearing “mommy I’m hungry”
— Jagged Edging (@DetroitEmory) October 22, 2024
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texting the token cis straight male friend <3 pic.twitter.com/qG9NZ9DkON
— juni (@b1rista) October 21, 2024
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Just walked by a teen who anxiously asked his friend “Baddies will be there, right?” and the friend sighed and said “We’ll see”
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 22, 2024
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when i told my psychiatrist i need to be reevaluated bc i dont think im bipolar anymore and he said “thats what a bipolar person would say” pic.twitter.com/Z1X9LMx5fD
— KYNDOLL (@kynthekyd) October 27, 2024
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almost choked to death in the dentist chair because i thought of this image and burst out laughing mid-cleaning pic.twitter.com/cMuY9N9WpA
— taffi ･ﾟ･｡ (@robonkerz) October 23, 2024
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I hope this email kills us both
— carmeb (@therealcbrad) September 27, 2024
37.
yeah i’m a first responder. to his texts
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) September 13, 2024
38.
Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company
— trevy (@chillextremist) September 9, 2024
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Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now pic.twitter.com/ygWYeadoFy
— xtian (@AOWTOUDOUZAT) September 7, 2024
40.
My smart bathtub got hacked and now I'm being boiled into a stew
— Puck (@Puckmeat) September 2, 2024
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YALL pic.twitter.com/kiTtIGMIzG
— dictator (@notpadre) September 5, 2024
42.
nothing like ur unemployed friend having their notifications silenced...like what could i possibly be disturbing
— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) September 10, 2024
43.
I forgot to remove my durag before a Teams call and my colleague asked if I’m grieving.
— sadiq (@SadiqoJN) September 9, 2024
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My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied,"Just you, me, and the principal.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) September 10, 2024
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"reading smut ruins your brain" i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading
— ً (@alorazei) September 7, 2024
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Police got mad at me Cause I farted while he searchin me mf I’m Scared. 😭
— jojo (@paidassjodyy) September 10, 2024
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— by perfect 🔻 (@lmp3rfect) September 14, 2024
48.
what kind of visa is Emily on in Paris?!
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) September 14, 2024
49.
“not a girls girl” omggggggg just call her a bitch and grow up
— LAUREN ASH (@laurenashastro) September 16, 2024
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sitting eating at a picnic table in a park that shares a fence with the middle school yard and this lady comes out says “shouldn’t you be in class?” and i’m confused and just freeze and she goes “come on. to the office”and i just go “…. i’m 20…” and she went RED😭😭😭
— juliette⋆₊⋆☁︎ (@jaisydaisy_) September 24, 2024
51.
My bf just had me “stay alive” in his game while he went to the bathroom and I died immediately
— 𝕲𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 🪓🎄 (@g0regirlll) September 25, 2024
52.
my five year plan is to get back my joy
— 𖧧 (@mothintoflames) September 24, 2024
53.
sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book
— Michael Kandel (@K_A_N_D_E_L) September 25, 2024
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Her: Talk to me while you in it 🤗Me: I really appreciate u for letting me do this
— Kancho (@HumpedMyJeweler) September 25, 2024
55.
I just lost my hallucinationship
— shithead (@fakednever) September 26, 2024
56.
whoever made it so toilet paper turns red when you're done needs a raise
— Alison (@TradWife2049) September 24, 2024
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Dishes have to be my least favorite chore fuck this pic.twitter.com/Qb4S2Cqcio
— annabelle :3 (@oomfabelle) September 23, 2024
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— B$ (@BrendanDaGawd) September 22, 2024
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it’s like trying to communicate with a kindergartner pic.twitter.com/ODFm8unkyE
— ✿ (@katehasinsomnia) September 18, 2024
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"fatherless behavior" actually i have a dad, i’m just a terrible woman
— jynx (@jynxbby) September 26, 2024
61.
it’s so funny to want a masters degree. like relax
— charlie (@BUNNlCULA) July 1, 2024
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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”“Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs?”
— Cara (@carawithac13) July 9, 2024
63.
cancelled my therapy session to go meet the reason hahaha
— alya (@_alialialialia) July 11, 2024
64.
Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 1, 2024
65.
going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight
— ๓๖๕ (@thaifaggot) July 3, 2024
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Put on your slutty dress babe, we're going to Chili's
— Suugah Boogah (@N_Doemostmuted) July 6, 2024
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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.
— mahrukh (@parhloumahrukh) July 7, 2024
68.
i can’t take acid with ugly people i’ll start screaming
— J 🦨 (@yeezzuschrist) July 10, 2024
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Me: I hate this escape room.Mom: Stop calling the family reunion that.
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) July 10, 2024
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— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) July 9, 2024
71.
got so high I thought I knew someone named Ian
— erin (@ratsnotagain) July 11, 2024
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i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
— ava! (@F41rygirl) July 21, 2024
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Not me https://t.co/q8NcufQWsM pic.twitter.com/R9vME8e27y
— Monica Geller (@Courtdulce_) July 25, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Courtdulce_
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Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow pic.twitter.com/IWFpJdgtpZ
— Owen (@miseblock) July 22, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @miseblock
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doctor: do you smoke or drinkme: yesdoctor: okme: are u mad at me
— cory (@coolmathgame_) July 18, 2024
76.
TSA asked me if the durag was religious I said Lowkey
— username (@wassupnword) July 20, 2024
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If I’m being honest I don’t even know my instagram password
— DESIRE (@iadoredezzie) July 28, 2024
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what is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles
— melissa lozada-oliva 🍴 (@ellomelissa) July 17, 2024
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Telling parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
— mine? (@halalboozee) July 28, 2024
80.
she call me apple the way I be in cider
— ka 🌟 (@k2ken0) July 26, 2024
81.
Why did no one tell me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga class? Because my dumbass showed up like I’m on an episode of Scandal.
— Jessica Marie Garcia (@JessMarieGarcia) July 29, 2024
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“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe
— Subsistence Content Farmer (@brnzageprolapse) July 28, 2024
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Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn
— 𓃖 (@conchspell) June 3, 2024
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you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house
— shar (@sharloola) July 24, 2024
85.
my little brother has his google docs up on his tv bc he’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just went “well im not writing gay fanfiction” in front of both our parents pic.twitter.com/MnVHVLt4ON
— t.j. (@eddiespresso) July 19, 2024
Crazy Legs Television / Twitter: @eddiespresso
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THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING TUMS IN THE CLUB
— chartreuse wahoo (@chartreusewahoo) July 20, 2024
87.
human eyes are not meant to see a naked body wearing an apple watch
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) June 15, 2024
88.
it’s nothing worst than accidentally becoming a important person at your job
— IG:(Jozujoestar) 🇵🇦 (@JozuJoestar) June 8, 2024
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Me after spitting on it and using both hands pic.twitter.com/yAYiKWsH9p
— Wicked Wiener (@MightBeMadison) June 13, 2024
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10? you were dumb https://t.co/CpksGZzfGv
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) June 7, 2024
Universal Pictures / Twitter: @skyler_higley
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Apple, if i unsend a message just let it be that. the whole announcement is crazy
— Heaven (@theheavenrenee) June 13, 2024
92.
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
— buck tooth cunt (@Royal_McPoyle) June 13, 2024
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Lamb is such a delectable meat, apologies to Mary and her little one.
— Obi-Wan Griernobi (@griergxsm) June 23, 2024
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being a new parent is so funny. the other night the baby woke up and his hands were cold so I googled “baby’s hands cold at night” and all the results were like “yeah sometimes babies’ hands get a little cold at night” I don’t know what I expected
— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) June 25, 2024
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Me n my man but I’m drunk he’s high pic.twitter.com/f6gvBOe0LR
— jo’s evil twin (@hellaundercover) June 23, 2024
TBS / Twitter: @hellaundercover
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Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.
— Caitlin Canahai (@caitlincanahey) June 21, 2024
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she posted a selfie and i started applying for higher paying jobs i got an interview on monday
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) June 21, 2024
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'girlfriend of 9 yrs' ..... id actually rather be shot point blank in the face
— 🌷 (@animallover766) June 18, 2024
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This look like something you feed a pitbull on his birthday https://t.co/7OWk8QNrwH
— Austine (@theereal_one) June 18, 2024
100.
im scared to apply for jobs because what if they call me
— slavic bunny (@777bun__ny) June 17, 2024
101.
we can't all be underemployed creatives someone in the group chat needs to know what insurance is
— rishi (@rishipuff) June 25, 2024
102.
Saying your elementary school teachers thought you were gifted is like thinking strippers actually love you
— Frank J Ashtrays 🚬 (@FrankBlockToday) June 26, 2024
103.
if you eat dark chocolate just gone head and try doodoo
— kiana (@kianalajade) June 24, 2024
104.
Texting me "yo" is insane. Im a fucking lady not one of your boys
— Aliah (@Aa1iahk) June 25, 2024
105.
Why did I call a job asking if they're hiring and they said no we're firing LMFAOOOOOOO
— Naomi (@nomidrj) June 21, 2024
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i think about it all the time pic.twitter.com/q4V4d6SUWG
— tony (@tohneigh) June 19, 2024
107.
my grandmas in a situationship help…
— saan (@saaannvii) June 18, 2024
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— i am (@broken) January 29, 2024
109.
I love seeing art school kids struggle to hold their big ass drawings on their way to school. Hahaha. That's what you get for being gay.
— Mokosh (@pangpilled) January 29, 2024
110.
“how’s feb 14th looking” It’s looking like my rooms gonna sound like a barber shop
— d ☘︎ (@normalgirl53) January 15, 2024
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We’re both😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂watching a film😂😂😂😂😂we’ve BOTH never😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂seen😂😂😂BUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂your asking me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂questionsss as if😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m the director😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂???😂😂😂
— ava! (@F41rygirl) January 12, 2024
112.
I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!
— Personalius 4. Goldenwoman🍉 (@finallgirll) January 15, 2024
113.
White ppl be like i wouldn’t be opposed
— trevy (@chillextremist) January 12, 2024
114.
1st day as a poop coach. wish me luck! pic.twitter.com/3v8Ko63H1m
— Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉🧪 (@RaptorBreath) January 5, 2024
115.
Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out
— ash (@ANGELBABYBITTY) February 19, 2024
116.
i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
— chase (@_chase_____) February 23, 2024
117.
I just said “type shit” in a meeting man, smh who hiring
— DJ jawdin jetson (@DJJordanJetson) February 22, 2024
118.
told oomf i’m a people pleaser and he said “name three people that are actually pleased with you” pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
— c h r i s (@mych3micalswift) May 11, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @mych3micalswift
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Me: These drinks taste like juice Me an hour later pic.twitter.com/afGXUnaDzy
— Fredo (@FredoInDaCut995) February 24, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @FredoInDaCut995
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— Kani (@KaniRosi) February 25, 2024
121.
A married man just complained to me about how hard dating is for him these days pic.twitter.com/7Hrn6lu68k
— Nader (@NKinRealLife) February 13, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @NKinRealLife
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whatever gets her into that therapist’s office https://t.co/rfARxXbwhT
— redacted (@aquariusdays) February 6, 2024
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“have you ever watched the godfather?” pic.twitter.com/d9U4H8rKX7
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) February 8, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @bklynb4by
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she was my lab partner in organic chemistry. and she carried us https://t.co/S8eEa503pD
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 8, 2024
125.
“i’m just a boy” why my homegirl ain’t smile in months then
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 16, 2024
126.
I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.
— 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
127.
Got my bidet all set up pic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
— Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus) March 21, 2024
128.
Really resonating with this close friends post from last year pic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
— Marisa (Normal Girl) (@VEINSVEINSVElNS) March 23, 2024
129.
(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
— chris (@citehchris) March 28, 2024
130.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY VIDEO ESSAY? pic.twitter.com/kiRBl9p2dF
— Paper Reecee TTYD (@Reecee_yt) March 21, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Reecee_yt
131.
HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)
— redacted (@aquariusdays) March 21, 2024
132.
me preparing to drink strawberry lemonade pic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB
— ponyboy✨ (@staygvlden) March 15, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @staygvlden
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girl i thought these was cinnamon bites, don’t make this shit again. https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN
— AB (@CarelessAB) March 22, 2024
134.
Dudes will be like "You didn't deserve to be hurt like that.... you deserve to be hurt like THIS"
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 11, 2024
135.
I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭
— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
136.
the log truck driver in final destination 2 pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
— shivers (@thecroakerqueen) March 7, 2024
Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @thecroakerqueen
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"you been pissin tonight, sir?"me asf: pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
— celica! (@genderatio) March 18, 2024
Department of Transportation's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration / Twitter: @genderatio
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Yall: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy Me: pic.twitter.com/qKXnbO5xZ2
— Kay (@KaylarWill) March 7, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @KaylarWill
139.
this is what going to the grocery store on the weekend feels like pic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
— WiLL (@willfulchaos) March 9, 2024
140.
this comment on the inside out 2 poster is killing me pic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
— isaiah’s #1 fan (me shoobie) (@soncadventure2) March 7, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @soncadventure2
141.
ppl hate zelle because they’d have to face the facts lmao
— 🐅 (@sweetsinting) March 3, 2024
142.
How about you develop some male pattern kindness
— Meth In June (@Meth_In_June) March 5, 2024
143.
MY BOYFRIEND YALL pic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
— rinzu (@MATCHALUV3R) March 13, 2024
144.
People that eat yogurt need to relax. Stop scraping the bottom 27 times. Its blueberry yogurt not crack.
— Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 (@Aflgirl126) April 17, 2024
145.
Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my door. The delivery picture show the package still in the air 😂😂😂
— Brie 🪷 (@briellegenae) April 27, 2024
146.
I was fighting for my life pic.twitter.com/SToqSBAXdQ
— Kal 🐉 (@kaw1_) March 18, 2024
147.
“This year I really want to: Travel more”“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out” pic.twitter.com/id5zZfbjHp
— john (@jmce95) April 17, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @jmce95
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introduced my friend to a show and she started liking the wrong ship pic.twitter.com/ZyIV0ae2eW
— eva ⭑ 🎓 (@alliumhater) April 25, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @alliumhater
150.
be thinking i look mysterious af and my backpack be wide open
— kira minaj. (@kiratunechi) April 12, 2024
151.
me waking up the hamsters at the pet store pic.twitter.com/uMB4K1jSY2
— WiLL (@willfulchaos) April 22, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @willfulchaos
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— Daisy Alioto (@daisandconfused) April 7, 2024
154.
Went on a date with an actor last thursday and he made me split bill… thought that strike was over pic.twitter.com/8mZ9duxHuQ
— Michael (@Mikemccarthaaay) April 21, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @Mikemccarthaaay
155.
I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back
— bex (@defnotbex) April 11, 2024
156.
no one:your unemployed friend at 4 PM on a tuesday: pic.twitter.com/k3Xc8hcCfk
— knx (@knoxdotmp3) April 15, 2024
Hanna-Barbera / Twitter: @knoxdotmp3
157.
the gays definitely had other priorities in 1945 https://t.co/ES5zrGRbKA
— samuele (@180_brat) April 14, 2024
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Twitter: @180_brat
158.
Baby they marry women they don’t like https://t.co/GuvbBN9VQD pic.twitter.com/6uwPtmEgug
— Grip Bayless💕 (@talleyberrybaby) April 1, 2024
OWN / Twitter: @talleyberrybaby
159.
“He doesn’t bite”Oh girl fuck you. Get this beast away from me
— ¡Tooveló! (@aaronic_t) April 6, 2024
160.
Just farted so loud in the barbershop they talm bout cut him next for he shit
— im not sorry (@alimnotshit) April 5, 2024
161.
i was talking to my psychiatrist when the earthquake hit but i didn’t want her to put me on antipsychotics so i just didn’t acknowledge it
— jess (@abolish_jess) April 5, 2024
162.
mcdonalds should have to say "Excellent choice sir" to whatever you order
— Max 🪻 (@ImSmilingRn) February 27, 2024
163.
catholics every friday during lent pic.twitter.com/JmKXpcfGU9
— kim (@KimmyMonte) February 26, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @KimmyMonte
164.
6 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me pic.twitter.com/Af0n9s4PFM
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 26, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @Whotfismick
165.
ex bf’s twin brother is my hinge most compatible pic.twitter.com/P0qndcMAK3
— casey anthony funko pop (@homeofsexuals) February 20, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @homeofsexuals
166.
Turn those ig likes back on baby we know you’re flopping and we love you for it !!!
— serena shahidi (@glamdemon2004) February 26, 2024
167.
“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!”Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) February 1, 2024
168.
god forbid i help sell hotdogs on the street https://t.co/CSD4hwSmMW
— raechel 🌟 (@raechelg_) February 10, 2024
169.
You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the brain of a stupid person?
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) February 7, 2024
170.
i like being single but come on not everyday
— ‘ (@888haztyz) January 16, 2024
171.
Showing your barber a reference pic is so humiliating… “hey bro can you make me hot like him 🤭” like ok gay boy
— alxndr (@alexaldente) January 19, 2024
172.
“user not found” pic.twitter.com/jh3sh5ScUz
— tatyana 🧛♀️ (@heluvstat) January 22, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @heluvstat
173.
I had an apartment inspection 😭 pic.twitter.com/76RyI3VGYx
— 𝑻. 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ᥫ᭡ 🌼 (@Locwittati) January 19, 2024
174.
ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder
— ava! (@F41rygirl) January 21, 2024
175.
boyfriends are kinda like chew toys and if u bite hard enough they’ll squeak
— sab (@sabbyku) January 15, 2024
176.
I do not play about overstimulation I will punch you at a Zara 😭
— catalina (@fiImaker) January 13, 2024
177.
me at the pre when i realize we leave in 5 minutes and i've taken 2 sips pic.twitter.com/wnBDaJVqaB
— abby💋 (@messys1ut_) January 28, 2024
MTV / Twitter: @messys1ut_
178.
my dad and his gf broke up and she took the air fryer pic.twitter.com/EuwZCsv4lW
— bongo (@bongoism) January 24, 2024
AMC / Twitter: @bongoism
179.
wtf do i gotta do to get a bouquet of flowers? die? pic.twitter.com/RJryEX5eCk
— ً (@BALUCIAGA) January 28, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @BALUCIAGA
180.
when people be in a relationship for 6+ years… like hurry up other people wanna date you
— alondra (@alondramaren) January 1, 2024
181.
i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there
— james ᐞ⟁ᐞ (@bootypillow) January 15, 2024
182.
me when i say the word zeitgeist pic.twitter.com/S9n3b0FQVF
— tina fey folk (@amateuroracle) January 4, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @amateuroracle
183.
sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt
— clare (@sadderlizards) January 18, 2024
184.
said you wanted a brat summer and now look at you on antibiotics 😕
— someone left the cake out in the rain (@bjorksunibrow) July 6, 2024
