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Another day another Hiddleswift story.
You’d have to be on a internet/social media purge not to have noticed the hysteria surrounding new power couple Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston.
The latest tale from the Chronicles of Hiddleswift is set on a beach in Rhode Island on the 4th of July. Picture the scene: an expanse of golden sand, crystal clear waves crash upon the shore and the bright sun beats down on a bunch of dead famous celebs, one of whom (Tom Hiddleston) sports a vest emblazoned with “I ❤️ T.S.”
Woah, woah, woah. Someone hit the pause button on this crazy world! What does “I ❤️ T.S.” mean?!
Well, there’s a number of totally plausible explanations.
F**k, sh*t, boll*cks: Tom loves Tourette’s syndrome
Yes that’s right. Perhaps Tom’s doing some research for a new character who’s obsessed with the neurological disorder and this is a new type of method acting. One where you wear a vest proclaiming your character’s passion and it sinks into your body via osmosis.
Shout out to Tilda Swinton
In 2013 Tom starred alongside Tilda Swinton in vampire movie Only Lovers Left Alive. Perhaps Tilda left the movie WhatsApp group and Tom just wanted to reach out to her in a really imaginative way to show he still cares.
He’s in a gang
Maybe Tom is a member of Texas-based prison gang the Texas Syndicate and is championing a new line of merchandise for them.
The friendship test
It’s common knowledge T Swizzle has a tight as hell group of girlfriends. Any guy entering her life is gonna be subject to high scrutiny. Challenging Tom to wear the vest could’ve been their way of initiating him into the crew. They probably made him down 20 bottles of WKD and do karaoke to Nelly Furtado’s ‘I’m Like A Bird’ later that night.
He didn’t have any pyjamas
We’ve all been to a sleepover and had to borrow a mates PJs. It’s totes possible, what with all the jet setting Tom gets up to that he forgot to pack something to sleep in. Taylor could’ve lent him her nightie and when Tom woke up he was just so excited to see the sea he ran in without thinking, and Taylor was like “Oh Tom! You’ve ruined my nightie!”
Or maybe he just really loves her and wants to say it with a vest and doesn’t give a tiny rat’s arse what we think?!