Girl Writes Hilarious List Of Rules For Her Boyfriend’s Magaluf Trip


[Photo: Twitter/Kieran Lumsden]

If your significant other was planning to go on holiday, somewhere nicknamed ‘Shagaluf’ probably wouldn’t be your first choice of location.

So when Whitney Travers found out her boyfriend picked the resort as the location for him and his mates’ summer holiday, she drew out a few rules.


[Photo: Twitter/Kieran Lumsden]


She even added some illustrations for that extra-loving touch.

Here’s what the rules say:

“Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins).

“No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.


The happy couple [Photo: Twitter/Kieran Lumsden]

“Do not follow girls on social media.

“Tattoo = NAW. You’ll be checked when home.

“Don’t mix drink! Drugs are for mugs.

“If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.

“Stay in your own bed.

[Photo: Twitter/Kieran Lumsden]

“Dinny buy girls drink! That money can be spent on me.

“Text Kim every day. She’ll be worrying.

“You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, walk away.

“No photos with random girls or SC stories.”

While getting pumped up for the holiday, boyfriend Kieran Lumsden decided to tweet Traver’s indepth list, and it didn’t take long to go viral.


[Photo: Twitter/Kieran Lumsden]

It now has more than 15,000 likes and 7,000 retweets.

Lumsden’s taken the document in his stride - but more importantly, did he follow it?

What do you think about Travers’ Magaluf rule book? Tweet us at @YahooStyleUK.

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