14 Terrifying Things We Learned From Victoria Beckham's Vogue Video

Victoria Beckham gave the world a rare insight into the inner workings of her fascinating mind this week when she took part in Vogue.com's 73 Questions series.

In case you're not familiar with the format, celebrites try to answer 73 consecutive questions in under 10 minutes with questions raning from anything to "What's your favourite colour?" to "What's your secret vice?"

Although it's no major psychological examination, some of the designer's answers gave us at Yahoo Lifestyle some legitimate concerns about what actually goes on in Posh's head...

1. In the great lexicon of hilarious comedy films that have been created over the last hundred odd years – Groundhog Day, Anchorman, Some Like It Hot – the film that Victoria found the funniest was We Are The Millers. If that isn’t indicative of worrying psychopathic tendencies, we’re not sure what is.

2. "Used to"? What happened? We can't help but feel there is a major juggling-related trauma hiding in Posh's past. "I used to be able to juggle...but haven't touched a multi-coloured ball since the great circus fire of '88" *stares into the distance as a lone tear rolls down her porcelain cheek*

3. The tell-tale signs of megolamania are all there. Who is "we"?

4. She gets positively shrill when asked what she would do IF she ruled the world...

Alright, easy there Victoria. Let's take it down a notch.

5. Seems to think she is infallable. Very worrying.

6. As well as egotistical traits, we're also alarmed by how much of her past Posh has managed to forget. When asked which look from her 20s she would bring back, she answers: "None - have you seen those Spice Girls movies?" MOVIE. There was just one Spice Girl movie Victoria.

7. Again, when asked what she would call her autobiography she completely forgets that she already HAS written it - Leaning To Fly (2001). As if anyone could forget...

8. And don't even get us started on the duet question. Oh so Elton John gets a shout out but there's absolutely no love for Dane 'Buggin' Bowers? So. Much. Shade.

9. The poor woman has been in the US so long she also seems to have forgotten that fanny packs and bum bags are the same thing. We think she just wanted an excuse to say "fanny".

10. Apparently, the reason Victoria doesn't smile is she "feels like [she] has a responsibility to the fashion community". Responsibility to what, never smile? Who are these fashion dictators that ban you from smiling Posh? Don't be scared, you can tell us. We bet it's Lagerfeld, that sour-faced...

11. The poor woman is physically incapable of embracing another human being without making it awkward.

12. And the moment where she can't decide whether to hug or shake hands with poor Daniel and so settles for an awkward arm grab.

13. But sales assistant Daniel doesn't just have to suffer the awkward arm grab. Poor dude tries to take pride in his work but dictator Victoria forces him to style out his stickers. What if he wanted that second sticker Posh? Eh? EH?

NOT NOW DANIEL.

14. But really the scariest thing of all is that we've seen Posh when she's being herself and she's actually very funny and charming. A pox on whoever forced her to do this cringe-inducing video that makes her look like a walking mannequin.

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