14 Funny Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
1.
that mf thanos really threw his daughter off a cliff to ice out his wrist
— ⛧ (@wydbanx) January 4, 2025
2.
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 83 pic.twitter.com/U7yCt5nwPs
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) January 4, 2025
3.
missed my flight https://t.co/kqzKC5xf02
— ethan (@lil_eath) January 3, 2025
4.
I have a Chick-fil-A jacket that I got when I was thrifting & I’ll go to different locations in the drive through & tell them I’m an owner operator at locations from out of town lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/6Q7KuHSOQ8
— Pree (@diabolicalpree) January 3, 2025
5.
What do you mean??😭 https://t.co/2zZNoaLK7l pic.twitter.com/dsjtYqZajv
— Bobo🫶🏾 (@Dace____) January 3, 2025
6.
In the gym…with Tims on….drinking a Four Loko. Yep…ima just come back later on 😂 pic.twitter.com/QDNIFqj8sg
— Tony Caldwell (@tonycaldwell) January 3, 2025
7.
high school teacher put me on close friends and he’s doing lines of coke pic.twitter.com/tqju3EgBGT
— rickt (@r1cked) January 4, 2025
HBO / Twitter: @r1cked
8.
this book been in my grandmas house my whole life and I finally decided to open it pic.twitter.com/uqPx66l7Xp
— peaceful kyle 😌 (@B1ackKyle) January 3, 2025
9.
me anytime my mom mentions my sexuality pic.twitter.com/yFc9IxsUv5
— anora is on a gelphie brainrot (@vamppell_roan) January 3, 2025
Criterion / Twitter: @vamppell_roan
10.
sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years
— francis (@gorgeousbrains) January 4, 2025
11.
Help pic.twitter.com/eLH3kNhujy
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) January 4, 2025
12.
TSA is going to kill you on sight https://t.co/HWLs1OteUF
— ᄃ (@KodenameC) January 4, 2025
13.
going from app to app trying to avoid AI pic.twitter.com/tmWcEHt2uG
— indie 🇵🇸 (@INDIEWASHERE) January 4, 2025
Animal Crossing / Twitter: @INDIEWASHERE
14. Finally:
honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion https://t.co/IIvrxW60uQ
— violet 🧠🐀 (@daintysloth) January 4, 2025
Like reading funny tweets? Here are a few more from before the holidays. Enjoy and have a great week!
