94 Captions for Every Halloween Vibe (from Slightly Spooky to Seriously Scary)
Whether you celebrate Halloween by wearing a new costume every night of Halloweekend or keep it more low-key, chances are you’ll want to share Instagram posts or TikTok videos commemorating your holiday fun. And what’s a Halloween post without a spooky caption?
From the poster child for dark academia, Wednesday Addams, to several eerie Taylor Swift lyrics, there’s a Halloween caption for every type of celebration. With so many captions and only 31 days in October, you might just need to add a few more haunted houses and costume parties to your calendar.
Funny and Cute Halloween Captions
Sweet n’ spooky. 🖤🧡
Let’s get witchy. 🧹💫
Scary movie szn. ☠️🎬
Do you believe in magic?🪄💫
Creep it real. 🧛✌️
Steer clear of cobwebs. 🕸️🕷️
I like my houses haunted! 👻🏠
Squad ghouls. 👻
Rockin’ with my goblins. 😱
Cutest pumpkin in the patch. 🎃🍂
Seriously spellbound. 🔮
Halloween: When ick is in. 🖤👻🧡
Goblin mode. 🧟
Me and my batties. 👯🦇
Trick or treat? I’ll take both! 🍬👻
Can you trick-or-treat for a PSL? ☕🎃
My cauldron is filled with apple cider. 🍎🪄
Cinnamon, spice, and everything spooky. 🍂👻
A PSL in October hits different. 🪄🎃☕
Happy free candy day! 🍫🍭
I’ll take any costume without heels, please! 👠😈
It’s giving Hermoine Granger. 🪄
It’s scary how cute my costume is. 👻💁♀️
OOTD: Slay. 😈
No mid costumes allowed. 💅💫
Scary Spice. ✌️😜
BRB, gotta go win a costume contest. 👯🏆
TV and Movie Halloween Captions
“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
“I myself am strange and unusual.” —Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice
“Really more nightmare material.” —Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
“Oh my twitchy, witchy girl. I think you are so nice.” —Coraline Jones, Coraline
“The One with the Halloween Party.” —Friends, Season 8, Episode 6
“Magic is simple — want something and let yourself have it!” —Agatha Cromwell, Halloweentown
“Halloween is cool, nature boy.” —Marnie Piper, Halloweentown
“Nobody around here appreciates my taste in weird stuff.” —Marnie Piper, Halloweentown
“Halloween is, like, made for her.” —Marnie Piper’s friend, Halloweentown
“Yer a wizard, Harry!” —Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” —Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” —The Sanderson Sisters, Hocus Pocus
“Oh, look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winnifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“I’m a witch. I know things.” —The Witch Mother, Hocus Pocus 2
“Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.” —Linus van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” —Lucy van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy.” —Cady Heron, Mean Girls
“I’m a mouse, duh.” —Karen Smith, Mean Girls
“Why are you dressed so scary?” —Karen Smith, Mean Girls
“I’ve never really been a costume guy.” —Jim Halpert, The Office
“Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?” —Erin Hannon, The Office
“Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” — Michael Scott, The Office
“I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.” —Wednesday Addams, Wednesday
“What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?” —Wednesday Addams, Wednesday
“Why did the music get all scary?” —Alex Russo, Wizards of Waverly Place
“There’s a little witch in all of us.” —Aunt Jet Owens, Practical Magic
“Because you have bewitched me.” —Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
“I’m not scared of you.” —Bella Swan, Twilight
“What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?” —Edward Cullen, Twilight
“You trusted your powers and you trusted yourself.” —Karsh WarBurton, Twitches
“When we put our hands together, we’re invincible.”—Alex Fielding, Twitches
Music Halloween Captions
“I’m one of those witches, babe.” —Alice Phoebe Lou, “Witches”
“Me, I’ve got my own little magic, and I’m not tryna wreak havoc.” —Alice Phoebe Lou, “Witches”
“Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine.” —Andrew Gold, “Spooky Scary Skeletons”
“It’s like supernatural.” —Ariana Grande, “Supernatural”
“On Halloween, you can pretend to be someone else.” —Avantika Vandanapu, “Sexy,” Mean Girls
“I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.” —Beyoncé, “Haunted”
“I’m the bad guy … duh.” —Billie Eilish, “Bad Guy”
“The door was open and the wind appeared. The candles blew and then disappeared.” —Blue Öyster Cult, “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper”
“They did the Monster Mash, the Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash.” —Bobby “Boris” Pickett & The Crypt Kickers, “Monster Mash”
“Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.” —Bruce Springsteen, “Dancing in the Dark”
“Everyone hail to the pumpkin king.” —The Citizens of Halloween, “This Is Halloween”
“This is Halloween, this is Halloween.” —The Citizens of Halloween, “This Is Halloween”
“Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie. What’s in your head, in your head? Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie.” —The Cranberries, “Zombie”
“It’s such a wonder to be under her spell.” —Devon Cole, “W.I.T.C.H.”
“Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan, “Season of the Witch”
“Woo-hoo, witchy woman, see how high she flies. Woo-hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eyes.” —The Eagles, “Witchy Woman”
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Eminem ft. Rihanna, “Monster”
“We fell in love in October; that’s why I love fall.” —Girl in Red, “We Fell in Love in October”
“Go ahead and throw your stones, ‘cause there’s magic in my bones.” —Imagine Dragons, “Bones”
“So you wanna play with magic?” —Katy Perry, “Dark Horse”
“It’s supernatural, extraterrestrial.” —Katy Perry, “E.T.”
“Baby loves to dance, loves to dance in the dark.” —Lady Gaga, “Dance in the Dark”
“I got the recipe, and it’s called black magic.” —Little Mix, “Black Magic”
“A ghost never leaves a haunted house.” —Mckenna Grace, “Haunted House”
“The midnight sky’s the road I’m taking.” —Miley Cyrus, “Midnight Sky”
“Lights they flicker and the candles glitter like you’re in a thriller.” — Neoni, “Haunted House”
“I am light as a feather; I’m as stiff as a board.” —Olivia Rodrigo, “All‐American B*tch”
“I ain’t afraid of no ghost.” —Ray Parker Jr., “Ghostbusters”
“Your mind’s in disturbia.” —Rihanna, “Disturbia”
“I put a spell on you.” —”Screamin’ Jay” Hawkins, “I Put a Spell on You”
“There’s a she wolf in disguise.” —Shakira, “She Wolf”
“Well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time.” —Taylor Swift, “Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine)”
“Yes I’m haunted, but I’m feeling just fine.” —Taylor Swift, “Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine)”
“Pick your poison, babe, I’m poison either way.” —Taylor Swift, “imgonnagetyouback”
“I guess sometimes we all get some kind of haunted, some kind of haunted.” —Taylor Swift, “Midnight Rain”
“And I’ve been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted.” —Taylor Swift, “Seven”
This post originally appeared on Dorm Therapy. See it there: 94 Captions for Every Halloween Vibe (from Slightly Spooky to Seriously Scary)
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