31 Tweets That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Is A Taurus

Taurus may as well be called “the treat yourself” sign: Taureans ― and those with heavy Taurus placements in their charts ― live for luxury, creature comforts and Michelin Starred-meals, followed by cozy nights in. (You can try and make them choose between a bar or their bed after dinner, but chances are, they’re already in the Uber, high tailing it home. Sleep always wins.)

In spite of all their chillness, a Taurus can be hard headed in their personal life ―- which isn’t surprising, given the fact that they’re represented as a bull in the Western zodiac. Like a true earth sign, they stick to their guns and are thoroughly grounded in their principles.

To pay homage to our Taurean friends ― and because it’s Taurus season from April 20 to May 20  ― we’ve compiled 34 tweets that will resonate with any bull sign. (To learn more about your astrology sign, visit our horoscopes page.)

taurus season aesthetic: eating a cheese sandwich at 5:20am

— there i said it (@sadtiva) April 22, 2018 ">

I’ve never known a Taurus placement that couldn’t cook or had bad restaurant recommendations. Baby they have TASTE & it transcends all over.

— 🌊 (@rayeapatra) April 2, 2020 ">

It’s Taurus szn! The revolution requires snacks and naps. Multitask: chill, panic, build emotional walls. Be the goddess of weighted blankets. Bang your head against a wall for fun! Telling yourself you deserve it 10x a day is exhausting, but that treat won’t treat itself.

— ChristianBradleyWest (@ChristianBWest) April 21, 2023 ">

last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY bitch. 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.

— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) October 24, 2022 ">

welcome to taurus season pic.twitter.com/RLXkhFV3Db

— ava 🇵🇸 (@wownicebuttdude) April 19, 2021 ">

Hello, I’m a Taurus and I was wrong about something! Just want you all to have that on record since it’s so rare.

— rae 🫠 (@RaeWitte) March 6, 2024 ">

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

— gen🥂 (@genmxn) April 19, 2024 ">

This Taurus season will teach you how to put your whole ass into something. Taurus goes hard or they don’t go at all. Eat the whole danish.

— QUEER BIRTH CHART (@queerbirthchart) April 22, 2018 ">

taurus is the supreme earth sign bc our season gets earth day. sorry i don’t make the rules i just follow them!!

— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) April 22, 2024 ">

one thing about your taurus placement friends, they’ll put you ON to some skincare, makeup, food, music… they have such good taste…

— Logan ☽ (@astropriestesss) March 7, 2024 ">

tell me you're a taurus without telling me you're a taurus: pic.twitter.com/aXmDDAI8wr

— milk 🍒 (@milkstrology) July 14, 2022 ">

If astrology isn't real why do all Tauruses spend like that.

I'm traveling with 3 and it is insane.

— Hated Dad. (@N9_L5) May 6, 2022 ">

when your libra friend says they want a light snack and you’re a taurus so this is how you understood the assignment lmao pic.twitter.com/MBiWkkdfKy

— 5hahem aka Dr. Durag (@shaTIRED) January 8, 2024 ">

dating a taurus is like finding a perfectly ripe avocado. incredible.

— astrology bot (@hourIyhoroscope) November 4, 2021 ">

Tell me you’re a Taurus without telling me you’re a Taurus pic.twitter.com/RKB0L1vCxR

— What's Your Sign? Podcast (@WhatsYrSign_Pod) April 17, 2022 ">

I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument 😭 https://t.co/12eGGYLXI3

— HOT GIRL SHING✨ (@iWakonyu) December 18, 2018 ">

me trying to convince a taurus to do anything they don't wanna do this season pic.twitter.com/grdIyunY06

— Taylor Peterson 💫 (@spacecasetay) April 19, 2024 ">

Big Taurus energy lol https://t.co/nGgteuqCwI

— Stevie Wonderful (@itsjordanlyle) February 18, 2024 ">

I wanna share my truth, I've always had problems drinking water. 💀 As a triple Taurus, I enjoy sensory experiences. Growing up, this meant drinking nothing but juice and soda... I just enjoy the flavor. I never HATED water, but I'd never CHOOSE to drink it. 😭

— yari (@venusbayb) November 25, 2019 ">

earth day AND 4/20 during taurus season is why I’m not letting go of tropical astrology yet lol

— 🪷P A D M A K A R A🪷 (@KOSMIKMUTHA) April 23, 2018 ">

I’m a Taurus.

I spend my time thinking about fabulous snacks, great vacations, and how to continue to be unbothered.

I give great advice, remember when ppl are being shady, and will not talk to you if I don’t feel like it.

I like silence in the morning. I’m the best friend.

— Black Warrior Child (@KeemHastheDream) January 18, 2021 ">

How a Taurus apologizes😂 pic.twitter.com/LUDiuO9EXZ

— VK ASTROLOGY (@DCnumerology) January 30, 2020 ">

taurus season is for slow mornings, spending more time in bed, wearing comfy outfits and more perfume, treating yourself just because, valuing loyal people in your life, savoring food a bit more than usual, gardening and spending time in nature - enjoying life's little pleasures

— moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer (@supermoongirl9) April 28, 2024 ">

taurus season done the right way https://t.co/OaMuYN6HP9

— moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer (@supermoongirl9) April 29, 2024 ">

Really I’m pretty low maintenance I just need my coffee and 6 or 7 hours of alone time in the morning and I’m fine

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) June 26, 2022 ">

I know I’m a Taurus moon because this calms me significantly https://t.co/4gJWsNPXAC

— Nori Reed (@realnorireed) November 14, 2023 ">

Taurus: Keep your friends close (locked in your basement) but keep your enemies closer (imprisoned in a cursed amulet).

— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) September 17, 2019 ">

Taurus: Let’s just get one drink
Also Taurus: Would you like to get a nightcap at this bar called my bed

— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) July 28, 2019 ">

me, attempting be productive during taurus season: pic.twitter.com/xaNa7lFZDC

— ♃ ♊︎ ♃ (@lightbodyblues) April 21, 2018 ">

Something has to give, something has to break. But I’m a Taurus so it won’t be me.

— Michael ⚡️ (@BackToMichael_) April 25, 2024 ">

It’s Taurus Season.
Of course, I’m only available for food, money, worship, and pleasure.

— amity☊ (@Zodi_Am) April 25, 2024 ">

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