28 People Who Married A Complete And Total Monster And Found Out Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Too Late

Dave Stopera
·2-min read

1.The person whose wife was just munchin' on that thing:

Stick of butter with bite marks on the side rests on opened wrapper on a countertop; a knife is nearby
Stick of butter with bite marks on the side rests on opened wrapper on a countertop; a knife is nearby

2.The person whose wife eats nuggets like a serial killer:

Fast food meal with crispy fried chicken pieces, grilled chicken pieces, and a small container of brown dipping sauce in a takeout box
Fast food meal with crispy fried chicken pieces, grilled chicken pieces, and a small container of brown dipping sauce in a takeout box

3.The person who married someone who does the UNTHINKABLE:

Car door pocket filled with sunflower seed shells next to a small snack bag
Car door pocket filled with sunflower seed shells next to a small snack bag

4.The person whose husband went squirrel-mode on some ice cream:

Person holding a container of partially eaten Häagen-Dazs chocolate ice cream on a checkered tablecloth
Person holding a container of partially eaten Häagen-Dazs chocolate ice cream on a checkered tablecloth

5.The person whose wife's banana technique is, quite simply, unhinged:

Bananas and apples in a fruit basket on a windowsill, with a view of a garden and blue shed outside
Bananas and apples in a fruit basket on a windowsill, with a view of a garden and blue shed outside

6.The person whose husband has no respect for the rules of nuts:

Hand holding an opened container filled with a mix of almonds, cashews, and peanuts on a wooden surface
Hand holding an opened container filled with a mix of almonds, cashews, and peanuts on a wooden surface

7.The person whose husband's sandwich technique defies all rational thought:

Person holding a half-eaten sandwich on Jimmy John's branded packaging; the sandwich appears to be salami on a French roll
Person holding a half-eaten sandwich on Jimmy John's branded packaging; the sandwich appears to be salami on a French roll

8.The person whose wife is basically turning their home into a water park:

Water and soap bubbles spread across a wooden floor near a sliding glass door, with a red rose nearby
Water and soap bubbles spread across a wooden floor near a sliding glass door, with a red rose nearby

9.The husband who had zero respect for the laws of peanut butter:

A jar of creamy peanut butter with a red-handled knife inside, placed in a pantry among various sauces and seasonings
A jar of creamy peanut butter with a red-handled knife inside, placed in a pantry among various sauces and seasonings

10.The husband whose cabinet etiquette leaves a bit to be desired:

A kitchen with white cabinets, some drawers open, and household items on the countertops and floor
A kitchen with white cabinets, some drawers open, and household items on the countertops and floor

11.The person who had absolutely no respect for that bag:

Open bag of Pepperidge Farm Brussels Dark Chocolate cookies on a kitchen stovetop
Open bag of Pepperidge Farm Brussels Dark Chocolate cookies on a kitchen stovetop

12.The person whose wife is just playing games at this point:

Milk gallon, chocolate milk bottle, and whipping cream carton on refrigerator shelf
Milk gallon, chocolate milk bottle, and whipping cream carton on refrigerator shelf

13.The person whose husband was running an experiment involving peanut butter on their floor:

Crumbs and small debris scattered on a wooden floor near a baseboard
Crumbs and small debris scattered on a wooden floor near a baseboard

14.The person whose husband has a great grasp of time and space:

Bottle of orange liquid labeled "tod & gs" held in front of an open fridge
Bottle of orange liquid labeled "tod & gs" held in front of an open fridge

15.The person whose husband strikes fear into the heart of all bugs:

Ants are lined up along a windowsill next to a potted plant with a view of greenery outside
Ants are lined up along a windowsill next to a potted plant with a view of greenery outside

16.The person whose wife cuts avocados like a madman:

A partially peeled avocado with visible seeds on a clear plastic wrap, displayed on a light surface
A partially peeled avocado with visible seeds on a clear plastic wrap, displayed on a light surface

17.The person whose husband went bear-mode on this poor, defenseless loaf of bread:

Loaf of sliced bread in an open bag on a kitchen counter next to an appliance and a plate
Loaf of sliced bread in an open bag on a kitchen counter next to an appliance and a plate

18.The person whose wife wisely decided to store her flosspick on the dirtiest part of the bathroom:

Door with handle facing viewer, partially ajar, and a black ribbon caught in the latch
Door with handle facing viewer, partially ajar, and a black ribbon caught in the latch

19.The person whose husband evidently wants them to eat dog food:

Coffee grinder and two glass jars filled with coffee beans sit on a kitchen counter
Coffee grinder and two glass jars filled with coffee beans sit on a kitchen counter

20.The person whose husband is just tossing those thangs in there:

Drawer filled with assorted kitchen utensils and cutlery, including spoons, forks, whisks, spatulas, and a small bear-shaped cookie cutter
Drawer filled with assorted kitchen utensils and cutlery, including spoons, forks, whisks, spatulas, and a small bear-shaped cookie cutter

21.The person whose wife did this to a poor, poor cheesecake:

Cheesecake with several slices cut out, displayed on a black tray on a textured surface
Cheesecake with several slices cut out, displayed on a black tray on a textured surface

22.The person whose husband is just opening jam with reckless abandon:

Several jars of strawberry jam are stacked inside a refrigerator
Several jars of strawberry jam are stacked inside a refrigerator

23.The person whose husband will never, ever load the dishwasher again:

Open dishwasher with various dishes, cups, and glasses on the top rack
Open dishwasher with various dishes, cups, and glasses on the top rack

24.The person whose husband like their food extra gritty:

A worn frying pan with visible scorch marks on a black stovetop
A worn frying pan with visible scorch marks on a black stovetop

25.The person whose wife just might be the laziest person around:

Empty toilet paper roll with a new roll balanced on top, hanging from a wall holder
Empty toilet paper roll with a new roll balanced on top, hanging from a wall holder

26.The person whose husband messed up the most important job they had:

Closed toilet with two stacked toilet seats in a bathroom
Closed toilet with two stacked toilet seats in a bathroom

27.The person who might wanna throw that toaster in some rice:

toaster washed in the washing machine
toaster washed in the washing machine

28.And the person who had to uncover this horrific sight:

A pile of contact lenses deposited behind a bed
A pile of contact lenses deposited behind a bed

GOOD GRIEF!

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