27 Hilarious Bluesky Posts That Prove It's A Funnier And Better Place Than X

Hannah Dobrogosz
·2-min read

Do you miss the "old" Twitter? Do you long for the good old days before Elon Musk took over the platform and made it into the hellscape we now know as X? Yeah, same here. That's why we're so excited about the rise of Bluesky, a decentralized social media platform where users can share posts, photos, and videos.

The site is already filled with intelligent, funny, creative, and engaged users, and it's growing every day! So we're here to bring you a roundup of the funniest, realest Bluesky posts we've stumbled upon this week:

Make sure to follow all these funny folks!

1.

Post by Frances Meh: "i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain"

2.

Post by Meggyru says: "Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions" in a response to Hank Green who said: "Not sure I'm cut out for this"

3.

"where's the Oscar nom for acting like everything's fine"

4.

Post by RiotGrlErin: Customer asks for darkest roast; barista responds with a humorous remark about amnesia

5.

Social media post by Theciscokidder: "Lies are stored in the balls"

6.

A humorous post expressing frustration at not being recognized for choosing not to be worse, with a lighthearted reconsideration

7.

A post from Ennui Doofen: "idk i just think it's kind of weird that my doctor never asks me if i'm getting enough screentime"

8.

A post by user alber: "ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to forget my password"

9.

A post by Xavier: "We are like two peas in a pod—forced to live in cramped, dark conditions by an uncaring god"

10.

Profile picture of a person with text stating, "I don't have ADHD I just have a lot of really good ideas"

11.

A post by Goose (@augustalorber.bsky.social): "At this point, it seems abundantly clear that future-me has not built a time machine"

12.

A post from Jake_Vig joking about replacing his daughter's lost tooth with a bigger one, mentioning "tooth games"

13.

Social media post joking about eating cake in bed as a reason for immigration to America

14.

A post by Pot Shop Boy: "Cicadas have it right. I'm tunneling underground. See you in 17 years to scream for a while"

15.

Social media post by @pamtoo.bsky.social: "If I can't get back to sleep I might as well be somebody’s problem"

16.

A post by @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social: "Your honor, my client had the zoomies"

17.

A post by Hank Green: "Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce"

18.

Profile picture of Cheerful Nihilism with the text: "Being human is the worst group project in the universe"

19.

Illustration of a tweet by Stefan saying: "'You're so funny!' Thanks, person I invented"

20.

Social media post humorously describes "cheating" by studying and memorizing exam material in advance

21.

Post by @internetHippo: Imagines a scenario where someone tied to a trolley track mocks another, thinking he's in control

22.

Social media post with a Sonic icon and a humorous apology for doing jazz hands when a bra was taken off

23.

A tweet humorously describes struggling to remember the actor's name who played a specific role in a vague context

24.

A post by Irrationally Calm stating, "It's a cold and it's a broken 'cowabunga'"

25.

Tweet from @lacroixboi.dadguy.online: "used my customer service voice in my thoughts and startled myself."

26.

Tweet from @mementomorty: "putting a dollar into the dopamine vending machine and watching as the dopamine gets stuck on the way down."

27.

Tweet from Kumail Nanjiani: "2025 has been my least favorite decade so far"

If you're already a Bluesky user, maybe we'll see you there! If you're interested in joining, you can check it out here.

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