These 25 Hilarious Pet Tweets Are So Funny You Might Pee A Little
It's about that time of the year when pets start acting up because they can tell we don't have the energy to stop them.
So, here are 25 funny pet tweets to start your day, before my dog starts running my household:
1.
One christmas I received two cards to "Elvis and sorry i forgot your name". Elvis was my cat.
— Mambo Number Whatever (@Halfaperson40) December 10, 2024
2.
Crowded to the edge of the bed by my dog and underneath my cat https://t.co/bQaZPDFAOA
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) December 8, 2024
3.
Explaining to my cat that he’s not getting any supervised outdoor time today bc its about to rain for the next 9 hours pic.twitter.com/VX7aGh5sZu
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) December 11, 2024
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4.
Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) December 8, 2024
5.
my cat isn’t allowed on the counter so he’s been doing This instead pic.twitter.com/FhK1tqKrDy
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) December 10, 2024
6.
when i reach down and pet my dog instead of giving her a bite of the food i’m eating she acts like a cartel boss whose underling just ripped him off in a drug deal
— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) December 11, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 12, 2024
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Here in NJ we have drones flying all around my neighborhood, so today I walked my dog only wearing a thong and heels, because it is the holiday season and I like to keep it festive
— Adrian (@adrianmyreality) December 10, 2024
9.
Since my cat Larry has lost weight he has been fighting with the other cats more. It's like when Marcia Brady helped the unpoular girl by getting her a crocheted vest, and the girls started to take over Marcia's territory.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) December 10, 2024
10.
my cat's new weird thing is running away whenever i twist the top off of a bottle. wtf is wrong with him. i prided myself in having an orange that was on the smarter side and now...
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) December 11, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 11, 2024
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12.
My cat feels the need to give herself an entire bath after I touch her. So yeah, I know a thing or two about creeping someone out.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) December 7, 2024
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— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) December 11, 2024
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14.
Help my cat has learned how to walk like a human pic.twitter.com/o4c4WQYLQF
— Zylbrad (@zylbrad7) December 9, 2024
15.
I miss my cat(My cat is in the other room)
— Maid Mint👻✨ミント・ファントーム VTuber (@MintFantome) December 9, 2024
16.
cutting a lexapro pill in half and my dog does not realize that’s what she’s begging for pic.twitter.com/7VaFKHLEMb
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) December 11, 2024
17.
me: HURRY UP and go potty it's freezing out here!my dog: no. no i don't think i will
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 11, 2024
18.
Performative parents are the worst; however, when I'm with the dog, it's my duty to let everyone in earshot know that my dog is the bestest good boi and better than your inferior ill trained doggo
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) December 10, 2024
19.
Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this. pic.twitter.com/lk00jhBYkM
— Tweets of Dogs (@TweeetsOfDogs) December 10, 2024
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20.
Waiting for my dog to finish getting her nails done. Can’t believe I typed that out.
— Claude Krause (@ClaudesBBQ) December 9, 2024
21.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 12, 2024
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Telling my dog I’m going to the grocery store pic.twitter.com/qM1HPHhGAq
— Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter) December 9, 2024
Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @KevinTPorter
23.
How can I pawsibly be expected to work when my dog’s advent calendar gave him a Christmas bandana? 😭🥹😍 pic.twitter.com/L9RbgsdL5P
— K.T. Carlisle (@KT_Carlisle) December 9, 2024
24.
MY DOG SITTER PUT FRANKIE IN DINOSAUR PJS AAAA pic.twitter.com/QZdajN3xJo
— peachjars² (@idiotpeach) December 9, 2024
25.
Louis doing me a solid in the hotel room so I can watch Yellowstone while I eat, criss-cross-applesauce pic.twitter.com/0XnqpRKw30
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) December 16, 2024
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