23 Times Miley Cyrus Wore Only Her Birthday Suit

1/25
Every beach is a nude beach when you’re Miley Cyrus!

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

2/25
No brows, no clothes… no problem.

(Photo: W Magazine)

3/25
Butterflies don’t wear clothes, so why should Miley Cyrus?

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

4/25
Remember when this was a ~scandalous~ photo of Miley Cyrus? How times have changed.

(Photo: Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)

5/25
A wardrobe reject from the porn parody of ‘Zenon.’

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

6/25
It would actually be even weirder if Miley were wearing clothes in this one. ‘Member when Mariah Carey wore a bathrobe into the tub on ‘Cribs?’

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

7/25
Anti-smoking PSA.

(Photo: Candy Magazine)


8/25
So clean, and yet… so very dirty.

(Photo Cheyne Thomas/V Magazine)

9/25
I can’t even focus on Miley’s nakedness here because this pig’s face is just KILLING me oh my god.

(Photo: Paper Magazine)

10/25
This looks like it would be sticky.

(Photo: Splash News)

11/25
Miley stays slim by sticking to a steady diet of her own skin and droplets of chlorinated pool water.

(Photo: Rolling Stone Magazine)

12/25
Does anyone else’s tush feel extra cold all of a sudden?

(Screengrab: “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus)

13/25
What happens when Karl asks Miley to cat-sit Choupette.

(Photo: Candy Magazine)

14/25
Is it just me, or does Ms. Cyrus always look like she’s just gotten out of the shower?

(Photo: Tyrone Lebon for Bangerz Album)

15/25
Sure hope Miley’s protecting her OWN skin with some sunblock!

(Photo: Marc Jacobs)

16/25
Who’s the *star* of this photo: Miley, dat cat, or her bazoomas?

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

17/25
Who needs a top when you can just carry an oversized handbag by the teeth?

(Photo: V Magazine)

18/25
At least it’s impossible to have your n00ds leaked when you’re releasing them all yourself…

(Photo: Interview Magazine)

19/25
The “naked dress” is a foreign concept to our fair Miley.

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

20/25
If you’re talking with Miley on the phone, be aware that she’s definitely naked on the other end.

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

21/25
A naked moment worth remembering and Instagramming to millions of people.

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

22/25
No doubt about it—Big Tobacco DEFINITELY sponsored this photo.

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

23/25
This one’s almost modest in Miley terms!

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

24/25
Wittle Miwey is too sleepsy to put on clothesies…

(Photo: @mileycyrus/Instagram)

25/25
Happy birthday, Miley!

(Photo: Tyrone Lebon for Bangerz Album)

Miley Cyrus is very rich—this we know. How rich, you ask? Well, according to the Internet, she’s worth a reported $160 MILLION. Yet, despite her Scrooge McDuck levels of wealth, she’s pretty much always naked! Can she not afford clothes or something? It’s all a bit unclear.

Anyway, today—Monday, November 23—is Cyrus’s 23rd birthday. So, in lieu of starting a fund to raise money for her to buy some new clothing, we’ve decided to celebrate by rounding up 23 times our darling Destiny Hope “Miley” Cyrus chose to sport nothing but her birthday suit—and, occasionally, some festive pasties.

Click through to see the (obviously NSFW) pix!

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