23 Poor Souls Who Woke Up One Morning And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

1.The person whose croissant is an affront to all things good and French:

A flaky croissant cut in half on a plate, showing the airy layers and texture inside
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2.The person with the spiciest boot in all of the land:

Black boot with yellow substance splattered on it, resting on a gray floor
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3.The person who ran head on into a pack of lettuce:

Man walking on highway among scattered cabbages after a spill from a car in traffic
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4.The person whose basement looks like a picture straight out of that one scene in Titanic:

basement underwater

You know what I'm talking about.

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5.The person whose nephew might just have a future in this art thing:

Sketch of a sad face with expressive eyes, tear streak, and pouty lips
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6.The person whose DVD collection just got a whole lot saucier:

spaghetti that fell on dvds
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7.The person whose landlord really, REALLY does not care at all:

A small spider on a wall near a person’s finger with text overlay: "Landlord don't give a fuck."
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8.The person who experienced the classic ham-salad switcheroo:

Covered plate with sliced deli meat on a wooden table, next to a folded item and a closed book
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9.The person who got a little extra surprise in their pastry:

A loaf of bread next to a paper bag labeled "5 Estrelas" with a large bug on the bread's surface
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10.The person who is in highway purgatory:

Four dump trucks drive in formation on a highway, alongside a car in the left lane. View is from inside another vehicle. Trees are in the background
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11.The person who had a wrench thrown into their plans:

Tire with a large metal screw embedded in the tread, near the wheel well of a parked car
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12.The person who got a little extra crunch in their jerky:

Open hand holding small food crumbs over a package with partially visible text
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13.The person who will be forever trapped by a kitchen utensil:

A finger wearing a metal fingertip protector with serrated edges, resting over a kitchen sink
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14.The person who gave their glasses a little dunk:

Glasses submerged in a toilet bowl
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15.The person who is going to have a long, hard convo with their neighbor Robin Hood:

Arrow lodged in roof shingles, sky visible in background

16.The person whose tangerines are aged to perfection:

Three moldy oranges are at the bottom of an open black bag. A hand is seen reaching into the bag
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17.The person whose shower turned disasterous:

Bathroom with tiles falling off the wall, revealing a damaged interior. Debris scattered on the floor, with bottles near the drain
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18.The person who was so close, yet so far:

Spilled trash and debris near a tipped-over can on a tiled sidewalk
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19.The person whose cake has an extra-special ingredient:

candles melted into a cake
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20.The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with a friendly little guy:

Large bug on a toothbrush
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21.The person who had a bona fide cheesecake tragedy happen to them:

Cheesecake smattered on the kitchen floor
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22.The person whose headphones are nice and moisturized:

Headphone in red goop
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23.And the person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:

parm cheese spilled on a laptop

Dinner is served!

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