21 Signs From This Week That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Just Plain Pass Out

Reddit's thread r/funnysigns continues to bring laughter, and this week is no exception. We had some good laughs last week, and now you're going to chuckle again. Let's get to it!

1.The accuracy in this sign is too much:

Chalkboard sign reading: "A wise doctor once wrote" followed by indecipherable scribbles, mimicking a doctor's handwriting
u/NineteenEighty9 / reddit.com

2.Apparently the criteria for sperm donors is changing:

Billboard reads: "Are you kind, bearded & OK looking? Perfect, we need your sperm. spermdonor.co.nz."
u/MDC08 / reddit.com

3.A rough truth in this economy:

A sign with a smiley face holding text: "Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive."
u/steady_as_a_rock / reddit.com

4.A weird way to share a fact:

Billboard of two people kissing with the text "STDs are Timeless" and a website for free STD checks
u/Mysterious-Novel-834 / reddit.com

5.A workplace that lets you know what you're getting yourself into right away:

Notice: Workplace exercise joke list includes jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, and more
u/the_kelv / reddit.com

6.A warning sign that doesn't tolerate stupidity:

Metal equipment with a label reading, "DANGER: NOT TO BE OPERATED BY FOOLISH PEOPLE."
u/Meme_KingalsoTech / reddit.com

7.I don't know what has been happening in this bathroom, but hopefully it stopped:

Sign on tiled wall requesting sanitary napkins be discarded in the trash bin, not on the wall
u/howardkinsd / reddit.com

8.The passion for squirrels in Washington:

Flyer with a person in a squirrel costume offering $22.68/hr to visit homes, with peanuts provided. Emphasizes it's a performance art, not a kink
u/Ok-Serve415 / reddit.com

9.And the passion for farts at this establishment:

Sign on a tiled wall reads "LIFE'S TOO SHORT, JUST FART." Nearby is a door with an illustration of a person
u/NoPhacksGiven / reddit.com

10.An interesting sign to say the least:

A metal door blocked by a chain-link fence with a sign reading "This door is blocked." A "Security Cameras In Use" sign is also visible
u/ScubaSmokey / reddit.com

11.An obvious one in case you forgot:

Sign on a sidewalk reads: "Never make snow angels in a dog park."
u/Runs_With_Scissors3 / reddit.com

12.A sign that makes you think twice:

Roadside sign warning: "SLOW KIDS + DOGS! 30KMH"
u/PrA2107 / reddit.com

13.Ooof. A rough truth:

Snowy scene with a humorous sign saying, "To the window, to the wall, till the vet snips off my balls."
u/erayachi / reddit.com

14.A sign that may or may not bring business:

Sign with humorous message: "Tired of being fat & ugly? Just be ugly!!!" Promotes 24 Fitness gym with website link at the bottom
u/Healthy_Assistance_4 / reddit.com

15.The ones with dry humor will appreciate this:

Sign reads: "On This Site in 1897 Nothing Happened."
u/Darth_Spectre_Lair / reddit.com

16.And the ones with dirty humor will appreciate this:

A street sign casts a shadow resembling a person holding a large item, creating an amusing and surreal visual effect
u/Joe-_-King / reddit.com

17.I really hope this one is a typo:

Menu sign humorously offers "all diseases," with dishes: Paneer Masala, Paneer Butter Masala, and Mix Veg. Images of dishes included
u/hello_Eggplants / reddit.com

18.The Powerball is really getting up there:

Sign humorously states: "The Amish Powerball is up to 4 doz. eggs," suggesting a playful take on lottery winnings in a rural setting
u/Mother_Task_2708 / reddit.com

19.A very ironic sign for your viewing pleasure:

Sign reads: "Please be patient, our display on procrastination books will be up soon."
u/Pinktiger11 / reddit.com

20.Subway just trying to be funny:

Subway sign reads: "Our footlongs are 12 in even when it's cold."
u/ClassicSuccess3107 / reddit.com

21.And, finally, an honest closure:

Sign on door reads: "Closed for closure will reopen when open." It's a notice from Stuzzico Management
u/BethekingZeltoid333 / reddit.com

Hope these brightened your day with some comic relief. See you next week!