17 Hilarious Internet Fails From Last Week That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Form Abs
Another week, another Monday. I'm doing what I can, but the passage of time only seems to be growing more powerful as the end of the year draws closer. At least we have these 17 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:
1. Close enough.
I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?Me: Sure buddyMy 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.
— Dylan Goforth (@DGoforth918) December 12, 2024
2. This is what tenure does to a person.
emailed my professor my final exam pic.twitter.com/F145v8WxtP
— friend quote unquote (@cardpalm) December 12, 2024
3. All the world's a stage.
(train lost power underground for an hour and a man got up 20 mins in and started doing stand up which transitioned into crowd work) https://t.co/P5OaNSWFlY
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) December 12, 2024
4. I don't like getting my hair cut, either, Duncan.
I picked him up from the groomer today and asked if he behaved himself and the groomer said "Duncan is an angel, but it's hard to cut his hair because he just stands there and seems so sad and I just try to tell him it's OK the entire time." pic.twitter.com/IsFZjRV5aF
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) December 12, 2024
5. Actually, I'm not hungry anymore.
Wingstop done gave me a dickenstrip pic.twitter.com/Wob2xlJCV2
— Coach T (@TheRealRashaud) December 10, 2024
6. Take the beer, leave the asparagus.
A decision was made here pic.twitter.com/aZZmO3V7VF
— RaleighBill72 (@RaleighBill72) December 10, 2024
7. Time to crack open a book!
https://t.co/aUEuUTxLwX pic.twitter.com/t2AdfisENR
— Frater FDISK-Magician of Liminal Space (@fraterfdisk) December 10, 2024
8. If only.
Thinking about when I thought I could email Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/PVwrL82WkU
— emily (@allwannabeya) December 10, 2024
9. Thanks for thinking of me.
5th anniversary of receiving this belter from our next door neighbours. Good times. pic.twitter.com/CZWPDdRhPn
— Lisa P 🏴 (@evanslis456) December 10, 2024
10. And will you be providing watches that match your aesthetic?
Received a wedding invite that specifically said on the dress code line “No Apple Watches please”
— Coastal Country Club (@ccmembersonly) December 10, 2024
11. Something about the proportions seems a little off...
what did i do wrong pic.twitter.com/DU4BpiBm8H
— Sam (he/him) (@mushycrouton) December 9, 2024
12.Is a kiss available as a ride customization now?
13. I decide what the serving size is by how much I serve myself.
According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.
— Kristen (@Kica333) December 8, 2024
14. Will the headshots be put into an old cursed locket?
I wish work had let us know we’d be taking headshots at the holiday party before I came in dressed like a lost victorian child pic.twitter.com/P63tBmH8ye
— asherah (@e_asherah) December 12, 2024
15. This is the true definition of freedom.
I don't think they realise how incredibly amazing this sounds. pic.twitter.com/VD2XTC7vUd
— Halli (@iamharaldur) December 12, 2024
16. Anyone hungry for some corn on the keup?
When I lived in Texas I was friends with a girl in her mid 20’s who thought Jacob was spelled “jakeup”
— Alex Goldman (@AGoldmund) December 13, 2024
17. And finally, the culprit has been identified.
So that’s who was kicking the back of my seat for the whole flight pic.twitter.com/ZuO5Htxheh
— sarah (@sarahg253) December 12, 2024
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