"We Don't Do Tanning Beds, We Just Get Our 1-Year-Old A Spray Tan": 15 Times Facebook Moms Were So Unhinged, It Frightened Us

We've highlighted the Reddit thread r/ShitMomGroupsSay before and, after recently seeing what some moms are saying about Wicked, I fell down the Facebook parenting rabbit hole once more. Here are some of the wild things they're asking these days:

1.This mom who is wondering if it's bad for her son to learn how to BE IN THE KITCHEN:

2.This mom who consciously made the decision to add her breast milk to baked goods thinking it wasn't a big deal:

3.This mom who wants to know why yelling to get her daughter to eat hasn't been working:

4.This mom who wants advice on handing her baby off to strangers while she uses the bathroom:

5.This parent who wants to sunbathe her kid...

And this one who called out how bad tanning is, but offered the solution of a baby spray tan:

6.This mom whose biggest concern is the peach fuzz above her baby's lip:

7.This terrifying question posed by one mom about at-home circumcision:

8.This parent who is allowing their kids to play in the stove:

9.This mom question that I truly have no words for:

10.This mom who is exceeding the recommended caffeine intake during pregnancy but somehow thinks it is good to do so:

11.These moms who are planning to send lollipops that children with chickenpox have licked to their unvaccinated kids:

12.This mom who is convinced parasites are somehow related to teeth grinding:

13.This mom who is inquiring about fasting her baby:

14.This mom who is wondering if it's bad that she banned socks for her kids:

15.And, finally, this dad who really didn't know a vagina opened wide enough for a baby's head to come out: