14 bizarre Valentine's Day gifts someone, somewhere, will be receiving today

If you’ve spent the last few weeks stressing about what to get your significant other for Valentine’s Day – or whether the present you’ve had hidden away in your wardrobe is acceptable – you’re about the feel a whole lot better.

We are 100% sure whatever gift you chose is better than this bizarre array of items, including edible anus’, bouquets made of KFC chicken strips and a penis frying pan to name a few.

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