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Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Magic Wand Vibrator, £120

The sheer size was intimidating, it looked like a big purple Barney the dinosaur microphone of sorts and I feared was it supposed to go well, up there? However, really this is just a big old massager – like the ‘neck massager’ Samantha buys in Sex And The City. OK, so I did try out the massager and you know what? I have come to the conclusion that everyone needs a Lovehoney neck massager. EVERYONE. Did I mention it’s also cordless and rechargeable? Yeah, that was good too. However, no one has a bedside table with a drawer this big so it’ll have to be to the bottom of the wardrobe with this one.

Tried and tested: The best new sex toys

Despite being a fully grown human who has sex and actually quite likes it (there I said it), I’ll admit, like lots of people, I’m not so great at talking about it. I blame my British upbringing.

So, being commissioned by Yahoo Style UK to review the latest sex toys? Even typing out that sentence makes me feel a flush of that trusty old embarrassment. However, not one to turn down a challenge, here’s what happens when my inner prude met the ‘best’ new sex toys on the market.

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