We're Not Even Two Months Into 2025 And Somehow These 35 People Have Posted The Dumbest Things On The Internet I've Ever Seen In My Life
Dave Stopera
·1-min read
1.On December birthdays:
Image of a social media post with text saying "Mfs born in December still waiting for their birthday," followed by a perplexed comment
2.On runtimes:
Tweet screenshot showing a joke about Taylor Swift's tour running time being 2 hours and 49 minutes
3.On dinosaur bones:
Dinosaur skull replicas in a museum display case; humorous comment below claiming they're fake and made from chicken bones
4.On view counts:
Tweet joking about a video marked as "18 views" being misunderstood; it's actually 1 billion views
5.On Christmas:
Image of a surprised child with a caption about Christmas falling on 25/25/25 next year, followed by a comment on date formatting differences
6.On the Earth:
Meme featuring a large shark, a Megalodon, with a comment asking how it lived 60 million years ago if the Earth is only 2025 years old
7.On those little treats:
Text exchange with a humorous typo: "whore door," clarified to "hors d'oeuvres."
8.On gastrointestinal issues:
Online comment advises cat milk for pets, warning human milk causes digestive issues
9.On ol' Uncle Bill:
Social media comments joking about a typo confusing "umbilical cord" with "uncle bill cord," followed by laughing reactions
10.On hard knocks:
Online conversation with playful correction: "It's a doggy dog world" corrected by another user
11.On hypotheticals:
A tweet asks if you’d be mad if your boyfriend died and his family didn't involve you, with high engagement stats shown
12.On that sweet, sweet dessert:
Text conversation about making crème brûlée, mentioning tempering eggs for custard
13.On addition:
Meme showing city skyline with text: "Society if 67 + 33 = 100." Includes social media interaction details
14.On hypocrisy:
Social media comment: "Wow that is pop corn in the kettle in the black."
15.On birth documents:
Text conversation with humorous spelling errors and skull emojis, pointing out a misuse of the words 'sitifigert' and 'corporate.'
16.On those little things:
Social media comment: "Its the small jesters that show your character, his hug was for her, but it reached so many more." 1.7K likes, 42 replies
17.On phobias:
The image shows a person holding a duck feather against water, demonstrating its hydrophobic property. A Twitter user comments on incorrect terminology
18.On going missing:
A chat exchange where one person says "I was a wall for a second" and others humorously correct them to "AWOL."
19.On land and sea:
Person using a chainsaw on a tree; humorous comments about hand preference for chainsaw use
20.On first impressions:
Screenshot of a social media post. User comments: "that grease gun looks like its worth $10" and another replies "looks can be this evening" with a laughing emoji
21.On food sensitivities:
Text conversation about lactose intolerance misunderstood as "lack toast and told her aunt."
22.On the Moon:
Image of a rock with text claiming the Moon emits light like a rock does. Fact-check note mentions rocks reflect light
23.On birthdays:
Social media post of humorous comments about waiting a year for birthdays, highlighting a misunderstanding about January birthdays
24.On mammals:
A Twitter conversation humorously debating whether opossums are mammals or marsupials, with corrections and clarifications provided
25.On exploration:
person who thinks vicariously is spelled bi-curiously
26.On ghostly pain:
Text overlay on an image of shiny, tight-fitting rubber socks highlights the discomfort and tightness of the material
27.On "real money":
Screenshot of a social media post with humorous comments about converting euros into "real money," noting the euro is real currency
28.On... you know:
Text conversation with a photo of a classical statue; humorous comment: "Boy... he's well in doubt!"
29.On being careful:
Text message reads: "And I'm tired. I'm tired of walking on egg shelves."
30.On confidence:
A social media comment thread humorously corrects "low self of steam" to "self esteem," noting playful misunderstanding
31.On bread attacks:
person who thinks the saying is grain assault and not a grain of salt
32.On child math:
Social media exchange humorously discussing how the average number of 1.5 children arises from two couples with three kids in total
33.On consuming media:
Screenshot of online comments; one user expresses excitement about binge-watching with laughing emojis
34.On litigation:
Comment joking about George Lucas being sued for copyright infringement, with a laughing emoji. Likes: 136
35.And on aspirational furniture:
A Facebook Marketplace listing shows a gray lounge chair titled "Cheese lounge" for £30, with a humorous caption about eating cheese as a life goal
