19 Really Funny Tweets About Christmas Songs That Have Me All Like "Ho Ho Ho, That's Hilarious"
If these tweets make you laugh, chuckle, or exhale sharply through your nose, be sure to give your favorites a like and a follow!
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you okay, babe? you've barely touched the 184 birds I gave you over the course of the 12 days of christmas
— JRR "Gandalf the White Christmas" Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) December 4, 2022
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ur really gunna act like that when santa claus is literally on his way to town
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) December 10, 2021
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Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool pic.twitter.com/0FscqecVzW
— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) December 11, 2019
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“You better watch out” how do you open a Christmas song with a threat
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) December 13, 2021
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— j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@spermatomancer) December 4, 2019
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If I could get three ghosts to show up on Christmas Eve and teach me the error of my ways that would be great because I have LOTS of questions
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) November 28, 2022
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He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's adding a picture. He's completely fucked the formatting. He's closing the Word document in anger.
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 11, 2021
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I bet on day 5 you're like, golden rings, phew, we're finally done with all the birds. then bam, six geese
— Ian Chillag (@ianchillag) December 9, 2021
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I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 6, 2021
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He sees you when you’re sleeping!He sees you when you’re sleeping! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPINGHE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RES̴̢̼͍̫͕̭̖̺̟͉̩̖̩̋L̷̥͈͇̦̳̠͙͐́̋͒̓̈́Ė̶̯͎͔̺͕̂͐̊̄͐̒͝Ḙ̴̦̼̪̟̓͗́͆̐̓͑̑͒̚P̴̻̭͔̗̼̼͍̮̌̄Ȉ̵͇̦̖̭͍͕̼͚̌̉͗͑͌̈̃̌͑̎͂͛ͅͅŅ̴̧̠̘͎̻̪̺̞̖̗̗̎͒̉Ġ̶̬̫̭̻̙́̊͐̾̓̈̈́̐
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) December 25, 2020
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composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos altos: what about us?composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 16, 2020
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if my true love asked me for christmas presents daily for two weeks straight, i would probably also just start pointing out random birds like “hope you like it babe”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 12, 2021
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horny on denyingchristmas climate change 🤝 “but baby, it’s cold outside”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 18, 2021
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Just heard the nastiest diss track on the radio… guy’s absolutely tearing into this grinch fella
— Anthony Clark (@nedroid) December 22, 2019
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if my true love gifted me 8 maids a milking i’d get the ick? wdym you know 8 maids? who are they? where did you meet them?
— Rachael (@markruffaloTD) December 1, 2023
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Last ChristmasI gave you my heartWhich in retrospect was way above the 30$ Secret Santa limitI wasn't aware of the going price for a heart on the black marketBut it's been a crazy year and I fell in with some wild peopleI have since learned the price. Please give it back
— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) December 24, 2018
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Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— The Papi Express🎅🏾🎄 (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
