Roman Kemp flashes bum as he shows off football injury - and reveals plans to put dad Martin in home
Celebrity Gogglebox is back, and this week the assembled celebs were embarrassed watching spicy scenes from Bridgerton, moved to tears by the finale of The Piano and fascinated by the opulent retirement homes featured in the Channel 5 series The World’s Most Luxurious Retirement Homes.
The episode began with Roman Kemp, who played for the World XI side at Soccer Aid on Sunday 9 June, showing his dad Martin his latest football injury as he sat down. “You think this one’s bad,” Roman said, showing off a bandaged knee, “this is the worst one.”
He then lifted up his shorts to show off a bad scrape on his thigh. Martin wasn’t that sympathetic however, and gave his son a quick slap where the injury was. “You’ll never learn, Ro, you’ll never learn big boy,” he laughed, but Roman got his own back on his dad later in the episode.
The pair were watching The World’s Most Luxurious Retirement Homes, which featured rich retirees enjoying dream retirement apartments in Miami, Colorado and the Sussex countryside. One of the American residences featured a daily happy hour in the building’s lounge bar, which Martin thought sounded quite good.
Roman told his dad: “I’m 100% putting you in a home,” to which Martin replied: “No, you’re not!”
“Absolutely,” continued Roman. “You don’t do nothing for yourself now, mum does it all.”
Martin denied that, but Roman then said: “Dad, if mum goes, you’re in a home.” Martin replied: "Thanks a lot.”
Recently Martin opened up about his belief that he may only have 10 years to live as he spoke about death with Roman on their podcast FFS! My Dad is Martin Kemp. The 62 year old actor and Spandau Ballet musician had a brain tumour at the age of 34 which has led him to come to terms with the possibility of dying.
"When I was 34 and I went through that brain tumour stuff, I was practically resigned to the fact I was gonna die," he said. "But I was quite happy, because I'd lived the most incredible experiences.
"I lived through the 80s in a rock band, the people I met, the things I'd done. When I was 17 I was flying around Europe on jets drinking champagne at 7am.”
"When I thought I was going to die I thought, you know what, I'm quite happy. And that was back then, so every year that I live, every month that I'm alive now is a bonus."
