19 Poor, Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You
If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...
1.The person who's about to make three new friends:
2.The person who had the worst kind of surprise:
3.The person who should have brought a pair of Wayfarers onto that plane:
4.The person whose child's bite is honestly impressive:
5.The person who found out a fun fact about themself today:
6.The person whose coat got a hot, new coat of paint:
7.The person whose drinks shall never be warm again:
8.The person who better start telling people Jackson Pollock used to live in their building:
9.The person with perhaps the world's heaviest candle:
10.The person whose dinner is, quite frankly, all screwed up:
11.The person whose chocolate breakfast will now fortunately ward off any and all vampires:
12.The person whose clothes shall go unwashed:
13.The person who needs to never, ever try to make bread again:
14.The person who cannot trust anyone in their home:
15.The person whose melon was harboring a terrible, terrible secret:
16.The person who experienced true devastation:
17.The person who has to play limbo with some fallen power lines every time they leave their house:
18.The person who got a little extra treat with their delicious pasta:
19.And the person who must leave their house and never return upon finding this:
Run.
