Kanye ‘Super Inspired’ By IKEA Trip: But What Did He Buy?
[Photo: Tumblr/Ikea]
Guys, breaking news. Kanye went to IKEA and it looks like he had a smashing time:
We don’t know whether he bought anything or if he just had a browse (or if he even visited a store, perhaps he just popped into the brand’s head office for a meeting about a Yeezy x IKEA collaboration?) but here’s a list of potential Yeezy purchases…
Kanye probably needs more space in his bedroom to practise his dance moves. This bed is the prefect solution for freeing up floor space! Go Yeezy! Go Yeezy!
Bet Kanye gets dead annoyed when the shower curtain sticks to his bum. He’d probably go for a densely woven, water repellent polyester mix. It’s less clingy.
How does Kanye perfect his entrance? With one of these screens of course!
Kanye’s house is dead big. Sometimes his arms get really tired carrying his kids around. No more arm ache with this trolly though, eh Kanye?
Kim hates it when Kanye jumps on the bed. He probably needs his own mattress exclusively for jumping on. This one would be good because it has loads of springs.
This desk would be good for when Yeezy’s writing his lyrics. It’s also got a secret space inside for stashing packets of Monster Munch - handy because he told Kim he’d given up carbs for Lent.
Sometimes Kanye gets writers block and likes to spin and spin and spin in his office chair until he feels sick. That’s when he gets his best ideas.
Kanye got this cow hide because he cares about what Jerome romey rome thinks.
Kanye gets dead annoyed when he runs out of Glimma tea lights. Don’t we all!
Kanye panic bought this picture of Paris. It was on offer and he was getting really near the tills. He regretted it later. Don’t worry Kanye, we’ve all been there.
