Your horoscope for the whole of March

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If you were sleepwalking through a trippy Alice in Wonderland-esque haze in February, you’re about to take the exit on the left side of the maze. It’s going to be iconic, and oh so, surprising. This is a wild card month, and the only way to travel through safely is to laugh at the theatrics on the worldstage. On a microscale, double down on your vision and embrace the wave of change. How will you show up in this new era?

Aries or Aries Rising

You have some extra pizzazz in your step, and you’re able to walk with your head and shoulders held high. When the G-force winds push you towards your desired position, hold on fiercely because the quicker you climb, the quicker you can fall. The only thing that stands in your way, is the part of you that wants to climb back into your old ways.

Taurus or Taurus Rising

This is your defining ‘Pretty Woman’ era. Swap quantity for quality and mediocre for opulence. Let the world invest in you, and prop yourself into a position to receive. There’s nothing much for you to do, other than to live and breathe your core values in everything that you touch. Take a leaf from the divas in your life, as the more you claim your rightful reign, the more you’ll gain.

Gemini or Gemini Rising

Delusions and illusions may cast a short spell of fog over your career direction. More than ever, you’ll see what unfruitful repeated patterns are limiting you from reaching the pinnacle of whatever you define as success. Look at the next step of your career succession with a beginner’s mind. Put what you think you know to the test, to see past the facade.

Cancer or Cancer Rising

No longer are you the person pulling the strings in the shadows, you’re about to reveal your full boss babe prowess. But remember, everything that glitters isn’t gold, therefore use your discerning eye to pick the creme de la creme of career options. When you close your eyes, what do you see at the end of the career tunnel? Achievement shouldn’t leave you feeling wrung out of peace and tranquillity. Choose well.

Leo or Leo Rising

All the internal work you’ve been doing, will help you to see your relationships with HD vision. You’ll be in full Lioness mode and anything standing in your way will face your wrath, so no more playing nice. How are your core values influencing your decisions? If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything.

Virgo or Virgo Rising

A splash of ‘main character’ energy is the very tonic you need to step into your next phase gracefully. Little growth can be seen when you place everyone in front of you. As you find your feet in the spotlight, don’t get too carried away with the adoration. Some eyes are as fickle as they come.

Libra or Libra Rising

You might find yourself in the midst of a moral dilemma between love and career. But what if you could have both. We all know how Andy Sachs’ attempt at fashion girl domination worked out for her. So, take her as a quintessential example to forge a realistic balance between the two.

Scorpio or Scorpio Rising

It’s time to bust out of hermit mode and throw out the Bridget Jones pyjama nights. Exchange your buddy Ben and Jerry’s for a chance to roam the dating jungle. With a spritz of courage - and an open heart - you may just bag yourself a cute encounter with a potential lover. Keep it French and romanticise even the smallest outing, you never know what you might attract.

Sagittarius or Sagittarius Rising

Don’t be afraid to get a little bit messy this month, as this is a chance for you to submerge yourself in anything but typical. If your usual landscapes feel overly worn out, use your boredom for a purpose. As you enter into a new phase of experimentation, don’t be surprised if you encounter new allies on the scene. Make a grand Jessica Rabbit-style introduction and you may embark on invite-only escapades.

Capricorn or Capricorn Rising

If you’re the glue that holds all the family ties together, you might feel a sabbatical brewing in the room. In truth, you’ve been stitching up the holes for far too long and it’s time for you to roam into the wild. This isn’t a temporary fever dream, this is your time to seize the day - all the way into your inhibitions. Pull that dress from out of the back of the wardrobe and make this month the occasion you’ve been waiting for.

Aquarius or Aquarius Rising

You’re about to enter a whirlwind of an internal transformation. It’ll probably be easy to mask on the outside, but it’s important to choose who you trust to bear witness of your behind the scenes evolution. Keep a low profile as you begin to grow into your new skin, it’ll take the edge off of the exposure. Carry the words of Samantha Jones in your purse: ‘She’s brave, she’s capable, she’s you.’

Pisces or Pisces Rising

No matter what showdown pops off this month, it’ll entice you to revolutionise the core foundations of your reality. You get to choose how you want to place yourself in the rat race, rather than it being decided for you. Anything that has placed you in a pigeonhole, is in for a rude awakening. When the illusions of comfort fall away, this is your time to practise self-mastery like Maggie Fitzgerald in Million Dollar Baby.