My Heart Fell Out Of My Chest And Burst After Giggling Over These 24 Pet Tweets From This Week

I dropped my phone and my cat took a selfie pic.twitter.com/7XwYY7vLtE

— goblin (@freegoblinpics) December 16, 2024

How do I get the dog in the mirror to stop harassing my dog

— Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 (@Feldfrog) December 19, 2024

“oh dude you’re gonna want to see this” i yell to my dog from the other room upon seeing 2 squirrels on a fence

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 15, 2024

My dog keeps stopping to look behind us on our walk like she’s in the Witness Protection Program.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 17, 2024

My cat just opened a kitchen cupboard and got some bread out to give to my dogYou couldn’t make this shit up…… 😅😂

— 💚ELLIE💚 (@DYSONlife4real) December 18, 2024

This tweet has lived rent free in my head for 6 years to the extent that today this yellow ornament fell off the tree and my dog grabbed it instead of his tennis ball and I said aloud “no Joey those are the Lord’s balls” pic.twitter.com/zgX3r6kYPK

— Noellie Spice 💜🩶🤍🩶💜 (@NoellieSpice) December 19, 2024

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 19, 2024

cried very violently in front of my dog for the first time and he howled and farted in sympathy 🩵

— Sarah Osment (@sm_osment) December 17, 2024

I think my dog has super powers. every time someone is mean to him something bad happens to them. I took him for a walk and he went “AROOO” at this guy riding his bike, then the guy said “stupid dog” and almost immediately his front tire popped off and fell off his bike

— M ☆ (@duskgumi) December 15, 2024

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m positive my cat has genuine feelings.

— Professor Doctor Theory, PhD (@TheoryPhd) December 18, 2024

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 18, 2024

Oh, I remember when I tried being strict with my cat once. She just looked at me, yawned, and knocked over a vase. Enjoy your moment of power while it lasts, darling.

— OA SOTA (@OA_SOTA) December 17, 2024

Ash, my dog, wasn’t happy about me going out it seems pic.twitter.com/Y8TceXmICM

— Dr Sally 🐨🐨🖤 (@slsandpet) December 17, 2024

my dog: *exists*me: yes girl, slay

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 17, 2024

he’s auditioning for a spot on the team this christmas eve pic.twitter.com/5tR1TzCv10

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 19, 2024

i love when my dog sighs like the weight of the world is on his shoulders

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) December 18, 2024

recently my cat has decided to wake me up by rapid firing meows, directly in my ear, as LOUDLY as he possibly can. mind you, he has an automatic feeder. this is purely bc he lives and dies by his oath to be as aggravating as possible

— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) December 17, 2024

Number of cat toys my cat has: DozensWhat he's playing with: An empty toilet paper roll

— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) December 18, 2024

my cat has fully taken over my dog’s bed, who isn’t even fighting back, and she’s so satisfied with herself about it pic.twitter.com/XzlJoQ3Hsx

— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) December 17, 2024

I have to pay for his food and lodging I’ll be damned if I don’t get to antagonize my cat just a little bit, when he bites me it’s rude too ya know

— Matty (@mavs_cowboys_) December 17, 2024

just got diagnosed with cant stop kissing my cat on her perfect little nose disease

— holiday cheermeister (@gardeinqueen) December 16, 2024

GP I think my dog has sprung a leak. Anyone got an air compressor? pic.twitter.com/FgLGjSOuL2

— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) December 15, 2024

Sorry I’m late my dog put his paw on me.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 15, 2024

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 19, 2024