I Regret To Inform You That If Your Grandma Had Any Of These 45 Things In Her Home, You Are Officially Old Now

Pretty much everyone's grandma had...

1.That one bird clock that hung in her kitchen or basement and never really worked properly:

Hand holding a bird-themed clock with illustrations of different bird species marking each hour

2.A giant wooden television that weighed approximately two tons:

Television showing a baseball game, a vintage TV set placed on a wooden stand, a white cat figurine, and a pair of shoes on the floor nearby

3.These candies that apparently only grandmas can buy:

Hand holding several strawberry-themed candy wrappers

4.A cabinet full of glass you could NEVER, EVER touch:

China cabinet filled with assorted china plates, cups, and crystal glassware neatly arranged on display shelves

5.Little fruit magnets all over the fridge:

Close-up of the fruit magnets

6.A handful of these storage containers collecting dust:

Three stackable, vintage-style plastic bowls with lids in varying sizes
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7.This exact blanket, probably laid out over the back of a couch:

Crocheted zigzag-patterned blanket in alternating rows, folded neatly

8.Or a blanket like this that you can still FEEL the end of:

Close-up of a crumpled mesh laundry bag, suggesting the texture resembles deep memories

9.Sewing pincushions just hanging around that you'd somehow be allowed to play with:

A tomato-shaped pincushion filled with pins and nails rests on a textured surface

10.Carpet protectors that definitely destroyed your toes on one or two occasions:

A hand lifts a clear, textured plastic mat on a carpet, highlighting the mat's flexibility and the carpet's surface

11.A cabinet dedicated to just plastic bags that was slowly getting out of control:

Drawer overflowing with crumpled plastic bags in a kitchen setting

12.Ribbon candy that was all stuck together and probably like 9 years old:

A hand reaching into a bowl filled with assorted hard candies on a table

13.A tin of cookies that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES:

A cookie tin filled with cookies x'ed out, and one with sewing accessories

14.The world's oldest fridge:

Image of a 1980 refrigerator with text humorously implying its durability compared to 2021 appliances

15.One of these around Christmas time:

A star-shaped holiday decoration with colorful lights and tinsel, placed inside a box

16.This gorgeous end table right in the living room...

Hexagonal wooden cabinet with two open doors revealing an empty interior, placed on a carpeted floor

17....which probably also had a couch like this in it:

And most likely smelled of cigarettes.

18.That one room you were under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed in:

A vintage floral-patterned loveseat covered in clear plastic for protection, showcasing a classic, ornate wooden frame

19.And plastic-covered furniture, in general:

A plastic-covered chair

20.A set of Revere Ware cookware that they probably got as a gift several decades before:

Close-up of cookware on a stove
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21.This blender that was probably around before your grandma was and will be around long after you're gone:

Vintage blender on a wooden surface, with multiple buttons for different blending settings

22.Chairs that probably sagged a little too much in the middle:

A woven lawn chair at an outdoor flea market, next to a jug on the ground. Another chair and a bicycle are partly visible in the background

23.A stationary bike in literally the most random room it could be in:

A stationary bike on the rug in a living room in front of an end table and couch

24.At least one room in the house with walls like this:

Wood-paneled walls
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25.Christmas ornaments from the Middle Ages:

A box containing twelve vintage-style glass Christmas ornaments, each nestled in its own compartment with paper padding

26.A phone that looked as if you could call President Gerald Ford with it:

A corded rotary phone

27.Towels that were for DECORATION, not DRYING:

Two towels on a rack with decorative tassels and monogrammed initials. The towels are layered with contrasting bands

28.A car with a door like this in the driveway:

An old car door

29.This exact chair, probably in the kitchen:

A metal armless chair with a footrest

30.This exact bedspread on the bed:

Antique jacquard bedspread

31.This exact bowl:

Stacked wooden bowls on a granite countertop

32.This casserole dish that had permanent stains in it from years of abuse:

Glass-lidded white casserole dish with blue floral pattern on a kitchen counter, next to a decorative mug

33.A bunch of these to put under hot plates:

Wicker woven flat baskets

34.Old cloth calendars from like decades ago:

A cloth calendar from 1975 with folksy illustrations

35.This exact bowl:

A vintage Pyrex mixing bowl

36.And these matching cups:

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37.Some fine art like this:

Framed artwork with nine panels, each depicting rustic autumn scenes like pumpkins, a barn, and a tree with fall foliage

38.That one alarm clock that gave a big, red glow at night:

A vintage GE digital clock radio displaying 1:10 AM with tuning and alarm buttons on top
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39.At least one set of fake grapes located somewhere in the house:

A decorative fruit basket with green, red, and black grapes sits on a woven tray next to three large candles and a small electronic device

40.A ceramic Christmas tree, preferably one in green and white:

Ceramic Christmas tree with multicolored lights and a star on top

41.This exact coaster set:

Vintage wooden coasters with cork and the small cabinet they fit into

42.Fuzzy toilet covers that in no way were practical or clean:

Toilet and bathroom covered in fluffy carpet, including toilet lid, floor, and tank, creating a retro, cozy look

43.A thermostat you could never, EVER touch:

Round Honeywell thermostat set to approximately 76°F, with temperature markings from 60 to 90 degrees

44.Casserole pads that inexplicably stood the test of time:

Stacked woven coasters with intricate patterns and textures, featuring circular and square shapes
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45.And amber-colored wine glasses NOBODY DRANK FROM:

Vintage amber ornate wine goblet