"Generation Beta" Is Officially Here — And Of Course, Gen Z Is Already (Hilariously) Roasting Them Online
Well, it's somehow 2025, which means an entirely new generation is here: Generation Beta. Gen Betas will be born between 2025 and 2039; they'll be known as both the first AI natives and the first humans to see the 22nd century. This news, of course, has left Gen Z'ers (myself included) feeling ancient...
With Gen Alpha and Gen Beta's introduction, Gen Z is officially two generations "old," which means it's only a matter of time before we hear "OK, Zoomer" while getting made fun of for our favorite style of jeans. How did Gen Z decide to respond to this time-warping news, you ask? The best way we know how — making jokes about literal newborns online. So, without further ado, here are 19 hilarious posts to keep you entertained while I ponder my own mortality:
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Gen beta kids are so dumb they can't even speak properly
— Luna-na-naire ♪ (@e_luna1re) January 3, 2025
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If the next generation is called gen beta, does that mean condoms are beta blockers?
— like a flower (@wafflecitizen) January 1, 2025
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Gen A when Gen Beta doesn’t know what they mean by “skibidi ohio rizzler” pic.twitter.com/LxdQT1R8Vi
— Manlet Thorin (@ManletThorin) January 4, 2025
Apple TV+ / Via Twitter: @ManletThorin
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Those lazy Gen Beta bastards are ruining our country. 0% literacy, 100% unemployment… America is really going downhill
— Tucker Hazell (@TuckerHazell) January 6, 2025
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Generation Beta not finna be a thing son, it's 70 degrees in December
— Jamare (Jay) (@JayDGoat) December 30, 2024
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Generation Beta is a bunch of whiny babies
— Ethan B. Van Buskirk (@EthanVanBuskirk) January 3, 2025
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Omg generation beta babies are being born as we speak. Minute by minute. Second by second. Birth canal by birth canal. Is this what it’s like to feel aged? pic.twitter.com/Nyunb3rxWV
— piss perfectionist (@apatheticaqua_) January 1, 2025
HBO / Via x.com
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New generation starting today until 2039 - Generation Beta. We should probably be nice to them because they’re probably going to be the ones looking after us in the old age homes. pic.twitter.com/OlfalGLowa
— Sherri (@sherriontherock) January 2, 2025
Somerby Peachtree City Senior Living / Via Twitter: @sherriontherock
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welcome to the world gen beta i hope you’re not as cringe as the alphas
— Aya✩ (@ayyakyya) January 1, 2025
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so after gen beta is it gen release?
— silly borja 🇦🇷 (@sillyborja) January 5, 2025
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just a friendly reminder that us gen zers are now the new millennial because babies born today are gen beta… pic.twitter.com/JNcZkQqmG7
— Christina⸆⸉ HEARD cowboy like me (@christinaluvsts) January 1, 2025
So, welcome to the world, Generation Beta! What are your thoughts on this new generation? What changes do you think they'll see in their lifetimes? Let us know in the comments!
