“Humanity at its lowest culinary ebb.”
There really should be a word in the dictionary to describe that dismal feeling you get after preparing a meal that looks so bleak it makes you want to cry a bit.
Tom Kennedy has captured those desolate mealtimes in his blog Dimly Lit Meals for One; a hilarious collection of depressing dinners accompanied by tragicomic short stories.
Here are some of our painful faves.
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