I Laughed So Hard At These 33 Internet Fails From Last Week That I Think I Can Feel A Single Ab Forming
Kelley Greene
·3-min read
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All right, I'll admit it — we've lost another battle to the Monday plague, but I believe we can win the war. Removing them from the calendar seems tough, so I'm proposing a new idea: We rename Monday to "Funday" and add it to the weekend. While I reach out to calendar manufacturers about the change, here are 33 hilarious internet fails from last week to help get us through:
1.Turns out pain from a muscle injury is also lava.
Text post humorously describes an adult getting muscle pain after playing "Floor Is Lava" with a kid
2.And now he knows why he's supposed to wait for it to cool down.
A person holds up a yawning or meowing cat. The tweet above humorously mentions the cat ate chili directly from the pot
3.No, it's our shirt.
A woman narrates a humorous story where her boyfriend realizes he's wearing her shirt after initially claiming to have a similar one
4.Time to clear your browser cache!
Wikipedia search result for "The Real Housewives of Orange County," highlighting "You visit often." Tweet says "lower your voice."
5.There is no escape.
Social media post about a mother-in-law selling a Christmas gift, with plans to gift it again for her birthday
6.I believe the victim with the knife to their throat is supposed to survive the encounter...
Person smiling, holding a colorful artwork poster in an indoor setting, with a caption by the user stating ownership of a gun in their penthouse closet
7.Well, that's one way to look at it.
Tweet humorously states that the author's constant anxiety prevents them from feeling "Sunday scaries."
8.Shouldn't have ordered from the "literal" trophy shop.
A hand holds a custom trophy with text joking about Oscar predictions, referencing 2023
9.Sir, I believe we are at an impasse.
Text conversation: Delivery person arrives in a red car, asks for gate access, and prompts the recipient to retrieve their order at apartment 116
10.At least you went out on top.
A tweet humorously recounting a person being banned from a go-kart place for being too competitive, and their photo still being up on the wall
11.This image is actually in the dictionary next to "constipation."
Two images of an ungrilled sandwich with stacked slices of cheese forming a thick layer inside a sesame seed bun
12.I hope you kept the receipt.
A hand holds an open ring box with a diamond ring inside, in front of a beach view seen through a window. Caption: "She said no."
13.Technically, playing basketball is "going to work" if you're LeBron.
Text conversation about going to a Lakers game on Sunday at 12:30. Questions about LeBron still playing and needing him to score 30 points
14.Time to enroll this child in acting classes.
Tweet about a child's sleepy crying in an elevator, leading to awkward comments from others
15.He may have a great opportunity for you to make money working from home.
Tweet from Skin Muffins: "No thank you, ex boyfriend from high school who randomly messaged me on Facebook this morning, I'm good."
16.What if I didn't, though?
Screenshot of a tweet showing a Wordscapes notification: "Don't tell anyone. Try the word SLUR."
17.I'm...not sure that's how this works.
A small bat rests on a person's forearm, which is extended, with a caption joking about getting bitten by a bat
18.Can't believe you put your Green Goddess ranch at risk.
Tweet by Adam Rotstein humorously sharing a one-time passcode for resetting a Sweetgreen account: "81238."
19.The fast food giveth, and the fast food taketh away.
Tweet from user about enjoying both healing and destroying their gut microbiome
20.Thanks to Apple for allowing us to install this.
Person wearing Apple Watch displaying a cartoon dinosaur with "HUNGRY" text. Tweet text above jokes about an interactive Apple Watch app
21.At least you won't forget his name.
Tweet about a server confusingly repeating service actions at dinner
22.Someone needs to get this girl some Fancy Feast.
Cat sitting on a chair in front of a bookshelf, with a tweet about the bookstore owner's cat being in the weight loss section
23.No need for an investigation into this crime.
Summary of social media post: The user's elderly blind dog had diarrhea and walked around the house, marking a path with his paws
24.This is not instilling confidence.
Doctor's office with a framed picture of a fictional doctor from a TV show on the wall, seating, and medical equipment visible
25.Autocorrect is never there for you when you really need it.
A text exchange features a photo of a dog. Messages include a humorous typo about "eating" and a reaction of surprise
26.Singing Rihanna at the bullies may actually help, though.
Tweet about a boy's humorous misunderstanding of "sticks and stones may break my bones" phrase
27.Did ye fill out ye olde intake formme?
Tweet about a form asking for "Primary language" with options: English, Middle (1100-1500) and English, Old (ca. 450-1100)
28.And you don't make enough to pay for your own subscription, kid, so...
Text message from Mom: "You don't make enough money to get the Hulu with no commercials???"
29.Somewhere, she is posting about her date with a thief.
Tweet: "at my lowest i was on a hinge date and i stole batteries out of her kitchen drawer"
30.Sadly, cats have to learn human adages the hard way.
A black cat watches a red pot boiling on a stove, surrounded by kitchen items and ingredients. Text above says, "He thought a watched pot would boil! He MAD!"
31.Well, at least you know you were right.
Tweet by user @rileysaidso expressing surprise after mistaking a woman for Kate Moss's daughter due to her striking resemblance
32.He's a real tool.
Sign on wall reads "Bride & Broom Information Center" with contact number, surrounded by text in multiple languages
33.And finally...make your choice:
A touchscreen with two choices: "Buy a jacket" and "Get help."
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