The worst celebrity baby names from A – Z

Celebrities live in a parallel universe where maybe the bizarre names they give their babies sound OK. In reality, it's probably kinder to your child not to name them after fruit, musical instruments, countries, accessories, or random words from the dictionary

Here's our A to Z of weird and wonderful celebrity baby names. What were their parents thinking?

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Audio Science:
Shannyn Sossamon ('A knight's Tale')
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
Fifi Trixibell, Peaches, and Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa
Moxie CrimeFighter, and Zolten: Penn Jillette (one half of magic duo Penn and Teller)
Ocean, Sonnet, and True: Forest Whitaker
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee ('My Name is Earl') and Beth Riesgraf
Rocket, racer, Rebel, and Rogue: Robert Rodriguez
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Knox: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (they also have the refreshingly normal Vivien)
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zowie: David Bowie

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