56 People Who Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than You'll Ever Be, No Offense

1.This person who was trying their best to go no-contact:

Sticky notes in a car say: "Don't look at her Instagram," "Don't message her," "Just go home." Snapchat caption reads: "bro going thru it."
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2.This person who left a sword and an accompanying sign at the dumpster:

A large sword leans against a dumpster with a sign that reads "Free Sword" listing humorous reasons to take it, like slaying enemies for free
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Sign next to a sword reads: "FREE SWORD. Over 6' Tall. Slay Your Enemies. Get Laid. It's a Free Fucking Sword."
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3.This delivery person who followed instructions and put someone's package under their doormat:

A boxed home appliance, likely an air conditioner, is placed in front of a door with a doormat partially covering it. A red bow hangs on the doorknob
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4.This person who farted next to their friend's smart thermostat:

Home device screen showing indoor air quality as poor; recommends opening a window. High levels of volatile organic compounds and carbon dioxide
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5.This person who made this trick sign:

Sign explaining that staring at a blue dot on a duck will change the duck's color to reflect different moods: sad, jealous, mad, fortunate, etc
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6.This person who told their mom to go outside and look for their package:

A spooky witch figure with a wrinkled mask and white hair stands outside, holding a bowl. Welcome mat visible at the door
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7.This person who encouraged other drivers to collide into them:

Car sticker reads: "No baby on board. Feel free to drive into me."
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8.This person who put up a hiring sign during the 14-hour-long US TikTok shutdown:

McDonald's sign reads: "Now hiring former TikTok influencers."
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9.This person who created these little sympathy cards:

Card with sarcastic message expressing sympathy followed by a rude directive
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10.This person who put a not-so-welcoming doormat in front of their home:

Doormat with a laid-back frog sitting in a rocking chair holding a rifle, text reads "Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property."
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11.This person whose bumper accessory was Buzz Lightyear saving Woody:

Toy figures of Buzz Lightyear and Woody from "Toy Story" appear to be holding onto the back of a car, creating a playful scene
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12.This person who put a message of..."self love" on a tissue box:

Tissue box with floral design and the words "Love Yourself First" displayed prominently on the front
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13.This person who announced that they got a raise by sending their friend this picture:

Avocado stacked between two slices of bread, sitting on a blue plate with an avocado wedge in front. Three drink containers are in the background
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14.These IT employees who presented their coworker with this cake at their going away party:

Cake with a Windows XP error message that reads "Job failed successfully" on an icing screen in a pastry box
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15.This rideshare driver who offered a list of different ride experiences:

A list of 10 humorous car ride options, such as "The Awkward Ride" and "The Drunk Ride," each with a brief description of the experience

16.This person who tried a good, ol' fashioned hack for a broken phone:

A damaged smartphone with a severely cracked screen is placed in a container filled with uncooked rice, presumably for drying purposes

17.This person who packaged up their family's nativity scene after the holidays:

Six wrapped items labeled humorously with phrases like "Mother of God" and "#sheeple," placed on a dark surface

18.This person who gave clients a clever warning:

Sign outside casino with silhouette of valet and car reads: "Remember How Your Valet Looks Because We Don't Have One."

19.This person who accurately renamed hand sanitizer:

A bottle labeled "CUT FINDER" in front of framed photos and toy lightsabers, humorously placed on a shelf

20.This coworker who was excited for warmer weather:

Large spring upright in office; text says, "It's March now. Spring is right around the corner."

21.This person who thought out of the box when it came to communicating with their spouse:

Two syrup bottles with drawn faces and expressions are in a fridge, hinting disagreement. A smiley orange observes. Caption humorously notes communication issues

22.This person who had a sense of humor after getting a bad review:

A restaurant sign humorously advertises: "Come in & experience the slowest service that 1 guy on Yelp ever had in his life," with an "open" sign

23.This person who carved this Halloween pumpkin:

Pumpkin carved with a digital tip screen showing options: 15%, 20%, 25%, and custom
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24.This person gifted their coworker these VERY specific snacks after they broke their toe:

Assorted king-size candy bars (KitKat, Crunch, Butterfinger, Reese's Fast Break) and a bottle of grape Crush soda on a metal surface
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25.This person who placed this sign outside a London bar:

Chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads, "All Americans must be accompanied by an adult."
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26.This person who added a warning sign because they kept hitting their head while walking down the stairs:

Photo of a duck at a flight of stairs
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27.This person who made some surprising art on the coffee they made for a customer:

A dog pooping outlined in the foam of a cup of coffee
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28.This person who put up this sign on April Fools' Day:

"Blockbuster coming soon" sign on scaffolding
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29.This person who put a lock on a tire to prevent the vehicle from moving:

A single tire with a lock in a parking space
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30.This person who made a sign so his neighbors would know he was redoing his lawn:

A "New Grass Loading" sign on dry-looking grass with the computer loading bar and "Done" or "Cancel" fields
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Close-up of the sign
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31.This person who packed these "dinner for one" sets:

"Dinner for one" with a corn on the cob, a potato, and two Bud Lights
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32.This person who came up with a brilliant Halloween costume:

A ghost costume with "Had a great time tonight," "Me too," "You free on Friday?" and "Hey" bubbles written on it
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33.This person with diabetes who labeled the candy in her house for when her blood sugar gets low:

A bag of candy labeled "Mom's meds"
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34.This person who gave their doctor a literal stool sample:

Small black stool model in a 50ml clear container held by a hand, with house interior in background

35.The person who gave a glass bottle recycling truck a clever nickname:

Garbage truck with "Jar Jar Clinks" sign on front, driving on a street

36.This person who built an outside urinal — I guess because the trip to the house bathroom was too far:

A urinal attached to the side of a house
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37.This person who created a survey for his roommate's hookups and left it outside his door:

A "Post-Coital Survey" hanging on a door, along with a pen
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Close-up of the questions, including "How would you describe your satisfaction with this interaction?"
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Close-up of "A handy ruler for reference" with up to 4 inches illustrated
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38.This person who brought an air mattress to the airport:

person sleeping on the mattress in the middle of the waiting area
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39.This person who accidentally left money in their clothes before washing them:

i laundered some money today, where do i turn myself in
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40.This kid who literally did what their parent asked:

cups and plates stacked on top of each to make a tower in the sink
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41.This person who put up some ~unique~ Halloween decorations:

skeleton with a wig on the pole and another skeleton with fake money

42.This person who locked their kid's Switch:

little locks on the control buttons
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43.This Arby's employee who wrote this sign a few days after a car drove into the establishment:

car inside the arbys and the sign says, yes we are open please park outside

44.This kid who should consider becoming a comic book artist:

snail yelling and a bomb with a timer next to it

45.This person who wrote this on their dog's collar:

i'm lost as fuck, my human is now ugly crying please call kelly

46.The person who created a sign for their graphic design department:

graphic design department is written with poor sizing and font
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47.This bartender who made a customer a sippy cup after they spilled their drink:

saran wrap on top of the glass

48.This person who gave their child the Nintendo Switch they wanted...kinda:

it looks like a light switch

49.This kid who told her parent that water was running all over her bathroom floor

water bottles in shoes
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50.This person who offered someone a little bag of coke at a music festival:

mini coke bottle inside a little baggie
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51.This person who thought of this pond decoration:

scary mask inside the water
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52.This person who made cards to hand out to interviewers for when they ask, "What is your greatest strength?":

Card with "My ability to anticipate" on it
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53.This person who made...oddly shaped brownies for their first day of work:

Four turd-looking brownies with handwritten note: "Holy crap, I'm so excited to work with you all! Thanks for having me!"

54.This person who took the arm off this mannequin:

A mannequin with one arm wearing a Jaws T-shirt
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55.This person who added a sign to their broken fence to scare off robbers (when, in reality, a tree had fallen on the fence):

A broken fence with the bars bent, with "Beware of 'dog'" on it
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Close-up of the sign
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56.And finally, this person who pranked their brother by wrapping his birthday gift in cement:

block of cement on the counter