45 Cute Valentine's Pickup Lines for Hitting on Your Honey
Are you wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
While pick up lines may not work with a stranger, they can be cute to remind your loved ones how crazy you are about them. If you and your partner prefer a good Valentine’s Day pun to a dramatic declaration of love, these funny Valentine pickup lines are for you. They can make a cute and flirty text or even a tongue-in-cheek Valentine’s Day caption to share your fancy dinner or chocolate haul. We’ve also kept them PG so you can share them as a silly Valentine's Day message for friends and loved ones. Again, we don’t recommend using these on strangers — nobody wants to be cornered at the bar — but these pickup lines can get you a fond eye roll or even a blush from your loved one this V-Day.
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?
Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for this V-Day.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
You should sign up for a marathon, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Did you get your license suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you a camera? Because I can’t stop smiling at you.
Are you a judge? Because I’m feeling the need to court you right now.
Call me a telephone — because I’m looking to give you a ring soon!
I hope you know CPR — because you just took my breath away.
Are you a dove? Because I’ve been cooing over you for quite some time.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
I’d like to take you to the movies this Valentine's Day, but they don’t let you bring in snacks.
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Call the doctor, because you have me lovesick.
Are you an electrician? Because you light up my day.
Call me a bee, because I’m buzzing about you, honey.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
Hey, you’re pretty, and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and Cupid says I’m the one you need.
No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.
All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.
Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.
I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.
Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tomorrow.
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I'm feeling the magic.
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