39 People Who Were So Funny Online That Even The Grumpiest Person You Know Would Laugh
I didn't used to be this way, folks. My comedic palette used to stretch far and wide. Alternative comedy, surrealistic comedy, dark comedy...I laughed at it all! But then I became a dad, and something inside of me began to...change. Suddenly, I longed for puns! And dad jokes! It has been years since I last got a laugh that wasn't followed by a groan...and I like it that way!
I say all this because today I come bearing gifts, and by gifts I mean a whole bunch of puns and dad jokes that made me laugh:
1.Give everyone involved with this one a raise:
2.I'll never get tired of this one:
3. Gen Z'ers, if you don't get it, ask your parents:
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 8, 2022
4.Check out this Depression-era furniture:
5.If the last text here cost them the sale...it was worth it:
6.This, I'm afraid, is also me:
7.Finally some legislation that would pass in Congress:
8.I hope this husband appreciates how lucky he is:
9.Ditto with this guy and his fiancée:
10.Don't worry, he'll be your friend if you give him a tree-t:
11. BRB, moving to Minnesota:
The Minnesota department of transportation ran a snowplow naming contest and the results are v good pic.twitter.com/nU644sCSGE
— Sam Seely (@samseely) February 28, 2023
12.The owner of this mug really excels at spreadsheets:
13. Extra points if he said all this in the vestibule:
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say “vest day ever” like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn’t as invested as they were.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 19, 2021
14.This dad has jokes, too:
15. Note to self — God isn't big on puns:
God *creates a worm* hello little buddy!Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome hahaGod *creates birds*
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 20, 2019
16.And neither are judges, it seems:
17.Come for the cute photo, stay for the pun-tastic comment:
18.Big pun "win" here by Fluffinator69:
19.Pun-ishing humor:
20.Larry David voice: "Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good":
21. LOLOLOLOLOL:
Robber who stabbed me 23 times:“WTF, how aren’t you dead??”Me: We’re in the living room.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) April 3, 2023
22.These two punsters need to get a room:
23.Coming up on the 11 o'clock news...:
24. Sounds good to me:
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.I call it my Trail Mix.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 30, 2019
25.I see what they did there:
26.And — why not? — here's another first-class vision-related joke:
27.🎵 When the moon hits your eye like a big...
28.In a Michael Scott voice: "Well, well, well. How the turntables...":
29.A+ response, no notes:
30. More like Oklahoma Department of Bringing the Funny:
If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) August 29, 2023
31.I love spotting a knockout pun on a sign:
32.Here's another:
33.And another from a guy named Vince (good one, Vince!):
34.This has got to be the best-named Olympian:
35.Magic:
36.Wait for it:
37.These are getting pretty ridiculous at this point:
38.But that's not such a bad thing:
39.And lastly, kudos to all three funny people here...a job well done all around:
HT: r/puns
