38 Hilarious Tweets From The Week That Are So, So, SO Silly I Forgot What Normal Looked Like
Alana Valko
·2-min read
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Hello. This is where I'm currently at.
A man in casual clothing sits outside an Italian restaurant, holding a large menu and basking in the sun. Twitter caption about seasonal depression
Le sighhhhhh. I hate this timeline so much; 40 degrees is kinda the biggest thing bringing me joy right now. Whatever, I'll take it. And I'll take these funny posts from the week, too, because at least it's SOMETHING!
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Tweet by user @chloeprw, wishing to be a tree, echoing sounds like "shhhhhh... fffffft... whoooosh... rustttttle."
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Whale looking upward with caption about signaling a flight attendant for a cookie. Tweet by a meme account
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Tweet by Mike: "I’m not meant to be employed. I’m meant to watch TV and go to the movie theaters on a Tuesday morning."
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A pair of pants designed to mimic SpongeBob SquarePants' body with brown fabric and a black belt, creating a humorous fashion statement
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Tweet reads: "Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river."
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A person in casual attire stands in a lively, blurred indoor setting, with text above expressing a love for making soup and stews
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Tweet by nana: "Your salary will compete with the cost of living," in response to 4thSue: "What do recruiters mean by 'Competitive salary'?"
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Large Great Dane standing in a kitchen; tweet above jokes about the dog's size and paying rent
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Image of a Reddit post titled "Luigi Mangione appears in New York State court"; a user comments humorously on his appearance
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A candle with a printed image of a man dressed in religious iconography. Text: "flying out of dca...going to be smooth sailing, but I have no idea."
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Person holding a Prongles chip above two cans, one labeled "Original Prongles."
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Tweet exchange: User comments that the "itsy bitsy spider" climbed the spout again, emphasizing humor in a community note explaining the sun's effect on rain
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A text shows a request for $500 for an album, asking to "snend it." The sender is not in the contact list
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Tweet showing a plant pot named "BOYSENBÄR" with overlaid text saying, "you can kiss a hundred..."
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Twitter post by @kodstrangeer: Two alarm times shown, 6:00 AM off and 6:01 AM on, with text "sometimes i spoil myself."
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Surreal meme with a dog and brain imagery, referencing fluoride, WiFi, and vaccines, humorously depicting morning Twitter habits
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Tweet reads, "I love when it's a new day.. because now my stomach is empty and ready for new food ? what is the princess going to eat today."
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I asked for pimple patches at the pharmacy and they showed me some plain ones and I had to go like umm do you have the star shaped ones? pic.twitter.com/PvFal78pPI
A woman in a dimly lit room sits alone at a small table with dishes. Shadows from blinds create a pattern on the wall
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Plates of chicken wings and fries with dipping sauces on a table. Tweet reads: "this would work on me" with repeated "pspsps" text
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Person holding a can of "Other Half Cheddar Broccoli" IPA with a broccoli design, standing in a store aisle. Text above jokes about the drink
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Person kneels in front of a large gorilla-shaped chair made of fluffy material inside a living room. Text reads: “When you make the mistake of letting him pick one piece of furniture for the house.”
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Tweet by user @redford: "any city is walkable if you Lock In" with 6.4M views on February 21, 2025, at 4:09 PM
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Image of a blue animated character from a movie, wearing glasses and a sweater, with a caption about depression. Twitter post by a user named Colin
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Cat sitting on a chair in front of a bookshelf labeled "weight loss and health" with a caption about the cat frequenting this section
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Tweet recounts a visit to a cemetery where the author lights a joint twice, with the third attempt catching their hair on fire. The girl mentioned died of tuberculosis
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Tweet by Rose Dommu: "Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob." 1.7M views
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Tweet asking if an ant hitting you at 1 billion mph would be fatal or insignificant
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Toy house with a playful tweet about spiders taking over when left alone for a day
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Person with short, styled hair in a patterned top from a movie scene, captioned "Why is no one ready?" with humorous Twitter text above
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Tweet by user expressing frustration about bathrooms lacking hooks for belongings, humorously implying an emotional impact
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Tweet thread: Stella says late marriage is every woman's nightmare. Renike responds, fearing being with a flying cockroach
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Person posing with hands clasped, looking upward, appearing contemplative. Text reads: "When my intuition was right and I wasn’t insane."
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Tweet by user "clare" from February 20, 2025, reads: "i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed everyday since i was 11."
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Thumbs down gesture in foreground, directed at a strangely designed, angular car parked on a street with older buildings in the background
you never know what you’re going to see when you open twitter. For example here is a man completely in awe that another man is carrying a coat https://t.co/BjELO3U7ml
Red Bull team principal Christian Horner has hit out at the “disappointing” booing of his driver Max Verstappen at last week’s glitzy Formula One season launch event at the O2 in London. But rival Zak Brown effectively told him to get over it, McLaren’s chief executive arguing that booing was “part of sport” and adding that he had seen “a lot worse”.
