35 Things Basically Every Single Person Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About
When we were all kids, pretty much everyone...
1.Made those milk bubbles:
2.Had this exact fear:
3.Scrolled all the way down:
4.Had this exact thought while home from school:
5.Drew a sun in the corner of a page that looked exactly like this:
6.Believed that gum from second grade is still there:
7.Walked in water using every one of these combinations:
8.Played with a foam ball that had a big honkin' bite taken out of it:
9.Pinched their finger like this for no reason:
10.Got yelled at for turning on the car light:
11.Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:
12.Tried to become invisible to avoid going to bed:
13.Stabbed the living life out of an eraser:
14.Experienced true terror after swallowing a seed:
15.Pretended you could harness the force of the seven seas in the shower:
16.Saw the world in Ruler Vision:
17.Became a movie star at the grocery store:
18.Took way too many bottle cap shots:
19.Witnessed incredibly intense raindrop races on a car window:
20.Smacked the dang chlorophyl out of an innocent leaf:
21.Got a punch from the champ:
22.Pretended to have special anti-gravity pool powers:
23.Ran their hand along the wall EXACTLY like this:
24.Clipped their mouth shut for some mysterious reason:
25.Began a long and fruitful career as a chemist:
26.Developed an awful "smoking" habit:
27.Had some very questionable thoughts:
28.Tried their best to defeat the powerful forces of science:
29.Felt like the highest of high society:
30.Played dead for about 7 seconds:
31.Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:
32.Ate macaroni like a dignified human-being:
33.Smelled that smell:
34.Woke up in the twilight zone:
35.Saw the most spontaneous throw up ever:
And fell for this exact joke:
AHHHHH.
