33 Trashy And Wild Photos Of Florida's Most Unhinged Moments
Look, I’ve got nothing against Florida. Every state has its fair share of wild and trashy moments, and I could’ve made a list like this for any of them. But let’s be honest — Florida just happens to have way more of these moments than anywhere else. Why? Who knows. But hey, do with that what you will.
(And before you think Florida is ALL bad, check out the view above. I could put up with a lot of banned books to see that every day!)
Alright! Time to take a trip south and see what's happening in our 27th state:
1.First, there's this guy who keeps saying he doesn't understand why his daughter didn't visit for the holidays:
2.This woman holding in place a massive grandfather clock doing 60 on the freeway:
What exactly does she think will happen if the driver hits the brakes?
3.And this person who proudly put a "Cousins by blood, lovers by choice" decal on the back of their car:
4.Here's — checks notes — a Confederate Spider-Man in Key West, Florida:
I know there are many different Spider-Men in the Marvel Universe, but I think this one only exists in Florida.
5.A gentleman helping himself to some of the hot bar:
6.And a loving family...that really loves guns:
7.Here's a dude ordering a drink at the bar...while urinating on the floor:
8.Here's another gentleman urinating in public (this time on an alligator):
9.And here's a totally well-meaning (and not creepy at all) Florida man looking to lend a helping hand:
10.Here's some young ladies enjoying spring break in Miami Beach:
11.A zip-tied bathroom tank (why zip-tied, you ask? Well, a little research suggests it's to stop Floridians from A) hiding drugs and needles, or B) depositing an "upper decker," aka going #2 in the tank):
12.And some people protesting Disney World with Nazi and Trump flags:
13.Here's a good sir making a purchase at the Circle K while covered in blood:
14.A man hanging off this truck as it rolls down the road:
15.And a truck with a stripper pole on the back (he should meet up with the woman from #2!):
16.Here's a man with a lovely T-shirt for a family get-together:
17.A man with an equally lovely shirt to grab some groceries:
18.And a sign at a pub with an urgent request:
19.This guy took up shop at a Panera, working very seriously on something while consuming water and a bagel from home:
20.This person is all about unity and bringing the country together:
21.And this person just really, really hates Karen:
22.This is an actual RV somewhere on the road in Florida:
23.This is an actual trailer on the road:
24.And these are actual rims on the road in Florida:
25.This young woman at a convention in Orlando is holding up a two-sided sign (side one: "I'll step on you for $5," side two: "$20 for me to sit on you"):
26.This store felt the need to put up this sign:
27.And the yard of this quaint home is decorated with booze bottles:
28.This store wants you to know there are no refunds on alligator meat:
29.This store is trying to institute a policy that I don't think is enforceable:
30.And this arcade put up a sign banning sex in stalls:
31.This person was so uncomfortable driving a vehicle with NY plates that they did this:
32.This truck is trashy on multiple levels:
33.And this sign somewhere in Florida will leave you slack-jawed:
