29 reasons the Valleys is the worst place ever

1. It's incredibly ugly

Cyfarthfa Castle
Cyfarthfa Castle

2. Seriously, it's horrible

Cefn Coed Viaduct
Cefn Coed Viaduct

3. In winter it's even worse

Ponsticill Reservoir Merthyr Tydfil Camera Club
Ponsticill Reservoir

4. Don't ever come here in winter

A sheep on the Bwlch above Treorchy
Looking down on Treorchy

5. The towns are famous for being hideous

The Old Bridge, Pontypridd
The Old Bridge, Pontypridd

6. So are the parks

Ynysangharad Park
Ynysangharad Park

7. It's just a bunch of boring terraced houses

Stanleytown Farm and the spur of the Rhondda
Stanleytown Farm and the spur of the Rhondda

8. Which all look the same

Tylorstown
Tylorstown

9. And are all crammed together

Dare Valley Country Park
Dare Valley Country Park

10. Sunsets are rubbish

The Bwlch
The Bwlch

11. So are the views

The view from the top of the Bwlch
The view from the top of the Bwlch

12. Nothing interesting ever happens

The Milky Way over Tonypandy
The Milky Way over Tonypandy

13. Nothing at all

The Northern Lights above the Rhigos
The Northern Lights above the Rhigos

14. There's nowhere to eat

The Bunch of Grapes, Pontypridd
The Bunch of Grapes, Pontypridd

15. Nothing to see

The Penallta Pit Pony
The Penallta Pit Pony

16. And nothing to do

BikePark Wales
Bike Park Wales

17. So you'll probably die of boredom

Fireworks light up the picturesque castle at Cyfarthfa Park in Merthyr
Fireworks above Cyfarthfa Park

18. There's no history

Rhondda Heritage Park
Rhondda Heritage Park

19. It's not like anything important ever happened here

20. There are no hidden gems to discover

Heritage Cottage in Cwmdare is set to become an exemplar to show how old buildings can be energy efficient and sustainable and keep their character
Heritage Cottage, Cwmdare, which dates back to 1854

21. It's just loads of boring streets

The Virgin Mary statue at Penrhys
The Virgin Mary statue at Penrhys

22. Which make up one big concrete jungle

Ynyshir
Ynyshir

23. And there's no escape from it all

Glyncorrwg
Glyncorrwg

24. Honestly, it's a nightmare

The Pontypridd Monument
The Pontypridd Monument

25. Everything is really stressful all the time

The Brecon Beacons as seen from the Rhigos
The Brecon Beacons as seen from the Rhigos

26. All the important buildings have been allowed to rot

Redhouse Cymru, Merthyr
Redhouse Cymru, Merthyr

27. And there's no culture left

The Parc and Dare Theatre in Treorchy -Credit:Mirrorpix
The Parc and Dare Theatre in Treorchy -Credit:Mirrorpix

28. No, there's nothing good about the Valleys at all

Cwmparc
Cwmparc

29. It's just not for you

The view from the head of the Rhondda
The view from the head of the Rhondda