28 Hilarious Posts From Women This Week That Almost — ALMOST — Made Me Forget That Everything Sucks Ass

Well, it's been another week of dread and chaos for the books — the history books, that is. Yeaaaahhh buddy, this will be a rough chapter for future students trying to study for their AP US History exams (if we even have schools in the future)! But while the world is actively burning around us in real-time, it's important we find a few moments of levity and laughter to balance out all the doomscrolling.

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That's why we continue to peruse X and Bluesky for tidbits of silly, funny, lighthearted goodness so we all have something to look forward to and laugh at. Without further ado, here are the funniest posts from women that we stumbled upon this week:

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Editor's note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

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Tweet by CrazyMyra: "Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices."

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Tweet from @nayele18maybe reads: "Super excited about a brand new week of f*** this."

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Humorous tweet about a spelling bee misunderstanding between a judge and a kid

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Tweet by Amy: "they need to invent a reply guy that doesn’t."

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Tweet from @d.ly: "gua sha’d my buttcheeks to look like Mount Rushmore" dated January 27, 2025

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Tweet by "erica" saying: "adding 'no worries if not' at the end of my manifesto."

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Text from a tweet by Keara Sullivan about men showing YouTube videos, comparing it to kids showing tricks

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Tweet from @emofiat500: "having a crush makes me want to wrap them up in tinfoil and blow them up in the microwave."

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Package labeled "Fun Works" with edible paper and pen; text says "Write on Paper, Then Eat the Paper!"

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Social media post humorously comparing a young person's dietary issues with an older man's humorous take on gas and age

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Tweet by Redd: "Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes?" 570.8K views

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Tweet by user @_cyntax: "Pelvic floor exercises? You mean puss-ups?" with 3.8M views

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Tweet by user expressing confusion about cargo pants, jokingly saying, "Cargo pants? Uh no sir, car go beep beep. You okay, buddy?"

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Tweet from user: "guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat."

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Tweet by @mahaaaay: "can't even tell a guy you're sad because he'll just tell you to 'lock in'." Posted January 28, 2025, with 51.1K views

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Tweet from user: "why can't i explore the dentist's mouth too" with 494.4K views

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Social media post by user Shimmy saying, "Live, laugh, look it the fuck up."

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Tweet by Kellalena: "I'm never quite sure when to lean in for a kiss after a job interview."

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Tweet by Katie: "The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock."

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Tweet by @kimmy sunshine: "my milkshake brought seven turkeys, four deer and a possum to the yard." Dated January 26, 2025, 8:53 AM

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Tweet by Janel Comeau humorously laments missing historical milestones, while noting current societal dynamics

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Tweet by @MeekyBlinders: "A lot of people don't know this but they give you an award if you're the fastest walker in the airport."

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Tweet about how iOS featured photo widget shows a fluffernutter photo from a depressive episode as "Cooking, 2024"

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A tweet by user @chase____ says, "if i were a businessman id be like so do we have a pinky promise."

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Tweet joking about being called the most amazing woman on Earth, questioning status on other planets

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SpongeBob SquarePants looking skeptical, clutching a wall rail. Caption reads: "My face when a man tells me to trust him."

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Social media post by Jackie Bouvier thanks someone for being a "lunatic during this difficult time."

Thank you, funny women, for cleansing our palate this week. While you're here, check out the funniest tweets by women last week:

Well, Shit's Looking Pretty Grim, But At Least We Can All Take A Moment To Laugh At These Hilarious Tweets Shared By Women This Week