27 Secret Sex Confessions That'll Have You Hot, Bothered, Or Straight-Up Confused
We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their "unspeakable" sexual fantasies. Here are the fascinating results.
Sex between consenting adults can be a super fun, funny, and even weird experience, but it's also a totally healthy and normal part of life. This is a judgment-free zone, so enjoy learning about other people's deepest desires.
1."I want to get really sweaty and naked with both Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey, and after we finish having sex they shave each other's mustaches off before going down on me again."
—Anonymous
2."I want to wear a plug/strap-on in my butt, sort of like a tail. This way I can have sex with two women on both sides of me at the same time, like a swinging pendulum."
3."I want to be gang-banged by the original cast of The Wiggles. Give me every position. All four of them would share every hole in my body, over and over again. Then, once we're all spent, they'll lie me on the ground and circle around me. Captain Feathersword would walk in, drop his pants, and sit on my face while tickling my nethers with his sword. The rest of the guys would give him a bukkake facial, all while singing 'Fruit Salad (Yummy, Yummy).'"
4."I'm a gay guy, if it matters. Ever since I read The Time Traveler's Wife, I've wanted to go back (or forward) in time and have sex with myself. If cloning was a possibility, I'd also love to clone myself a bunch and have sex with every version of me at once. What a wild experience that would be."
5."In my fantasy a hot witch needs cum for a spell or something, so she kidnaps me and takes me to her lair where she just rides me constantly to get my cum. After a little while, it won't just be about the spell anymore, and she'll just ride me because she likes it."
—Anonymous
6."I just woke up from a weird dream where I was a wizard and ran into a vampire version of Anne Hathaway, who was missing her two fangs, so she was no longer dangerous. We were in an abandoned building and started hooking up, and she kept asking me – with a lisp – to kiss her. I'd love for that to actually happen in real life. LMAO."
7."I want to be used. Like, in my fantasy, I want people to basically just treat me like a human sex doll. I'm a little embarrassed by it, but I've always wanted it."
8."My fantasy is that my husband and I make a sex tape, and my best friend gets her hands on it. She then 'blackmails' me into being subservient to her, or else she'll 'release' the video to family and friends. Anything she says, I'll have to do (within reason, of course) until the end of the day when she gives the tape back. But then she might 'accidentally' get it again and repeat the same process. I've never told either of them about this fantasy."
—Anonymous
9."I want to get gang-banged by several people, but not just by random guys. I want them all to be clones/copies of my boyfriend. I really want it to happen, but the idea of sex with anyone but my partner turns me off."
10."I’m not going to lie, as a 19-year-old woman working as a Walmart overnight stocker, I want to do naughty things in many spots of the store. I think it'd be so hot to hook up at the auto center, bathrooms, and gardens during my lunch break while everyone has walked out to their cars."
11."In my fantasy, I'll get kidnapped by an older couple. They'll turn me into their personal sex toy, and I'll have to do whatever they want. My life will be to serve and pleasure them."
—Anonymous
12."I want to have a bubble bath with a cute guy or maybe a good-looking daddy. We'd have a side tray with cheese, meats, apple slices, and drinks while we watch a cute rom-com like Roman Holiday. He'd bite my neck and give me hickeys, and then we'd have sex, snuggle, and fall sleep."
13."I want to receive head from a woman who was sucking on blue popsicles beforehand. This way I could feel the cold-to-warm transition on my penis, and the food coloring would also dye my dick blue."
14."I want to have an extremely tall, Amazonian-like woman just dominate the heck out of me. Control every aspect of sex, pick me up, pin me against the wall, anything."
15."I want to drink a lot of water before having sex so that I can't hold it in as I come, causing me to pee all over myself. I also want to have a guy pee in my butt."
—Anonymous
16."I want to be shrunk down in size and used as a butt plug for a sexy, curvy woman. It's probably my number one sexual fantasy...and incredibly unachievable."
—Anonymous
17."I want to be double-penetrated. I'm currently in a loving relationship with a man, so I'd settle for him wearing a strap-on over/under his actual penis so we don't have to bring in another person. Another one of my fantasies is to have a lot of guys at once so I can have dicks in my hands and every orifice."
18."My girlfriend's mom is so freaking hot. For a variety of reasons, I don't actually want to have sex with her, but I've deffffffinitely thought about it."
19."I've always wanted to get an erotic massage, but instead of baby oil or whatever, I want them to use egg whites. Then, after we're done, my masseuse will make scrambled eggs with those egg whites and eat them."
20."After coming close to doing this in high school, I've wanted to hook up with two brothers (NOT at the same time though). I'd want to do this independently so neither knows about the other. Each brother would think I was sleeping with only them and just being friends with the other. The excitement of hiding it and of almost getting caught turns me on so much."
21."I really just want my husband (once I find one) to drink my breast milk (once I make some). It might not sound that weird, but even just pretending gets me all the way there during my alone time."
—Anonymous
22."I’m a gay man, but I have always wanted to get pegged by a woman."
23."I want to have a threesome with my wife and her male twin. He'd probably never go for it though."
24."I want my husband to get up, get dressed, put his suit on, and then tie up my naked body on our bedroom floor. He'd use sex toys in both my vagina and butt at the same time, and then he'd leave to go to work for a quick meeting, but when he gets home he'll find me right where he left me. Bonus points if the plug is remote-controlled so he can turn it on and off throughout his meeting."
25."I want to be so turned on in public by another woman that we escape down the hallway of some loud, busy bar. I pin her against the wall by her throat, which she's super into, and she begs me to shove my other hand into her panties and finger her until she comes."
26."I want to go to an orgy. It'd be a massive sex party with multitudes of flesh and a lot of people of all genders. I'd get off on the beauty of sex, the melodies of pleasure, and my own jump into the playtime. It'd be nonstop pounding for a whole night. And then coffee and donuts would be brought in by caterers the following day."
27.Finally: "My sex fantasy involves a Barney costume, 20 gallons of peanut butter, a small pool, and 12 eggplants. And that's as much detail as I'm willing to reveal."
Do you have your own sexual fantasy? Feel free to share it in the comments below.
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and clarity, and some came from this Reddit thread.
