27 retro school dinner dishes that will make you nostalgic (or give you nightmares)
Canteen foods we loved (and loathed)
Feeling nostalgic for the days when lunch meant Turkey Twizzlers followed by jam roly-poly swimming in thick custard? Here we take a tasty trip down memory lane, remembering the meals that were dished up in the school canteens of yesteryear. From French bread pizza and cheese flan to sprinkle sponge cake and rice pudding, these are the British school dinners that we miss the most (and some we don’t).
Read on to rediscover 27 classic British school meals, counting down to the most iconic of all.
We've based our ranking on how popular each dish was, and on the opinions of our well-travelled (and well-fed) team. The list is unavoidably subjective.
27. Liver and onions
Not a dish many of us remember fondly from childhood, liver and onions appeared on the school dinner menu roster from the 1960s. Cheap and easy to cook, beef liver was sautéed alongside onions, before being served with a helping of potatoes and boiled vegetables. As you can imagine, it didn’t go down well with kids and was (thankfully) knocked off menus in the 1980s.
26. Minced beef and potatoes
With food rationing still in place after the Second World War, 1950s school dinners were made with basic, cost-effective ingredients. A regular on the menu soon became minced beef with potatoes (either boiled or mashed), a medley of boiled vegetables (think carrots, broccoli and peas) and a ladleful of gravy. It wasn’t exactly the most exciting dish, but it was a hearty meal that filled children up.
25. Semolina pudding
Landing on school canteen menus in the 1950s, semolina pudding was a dish that you either loved or hated. It was made from dried semolina simmered with milk to create a porridge-style pudding that was topped off with sugar, cinnamon, jam, fruit or raisins to add a touch of sweetness. Despite its divisive nature, it continued to be served at schools throughout much of the 20th century.
24. Pasta King
Those who grew up in the late 1990s and early 2000s will remember the arrival of Pasta King. This technology filled the school dinner hall with excitement, allowing diners to choose between a selection of pasta and sauce styles, from carbonara to arrabbiata, before watching it speedily boil in front of them. Pasta King is still served in canteens today.
23. Spam fritters
Due to rationing throughout the Second World War and in the years that followed, school dinners were made with cheap, hearty, readily available ingredients. A product of this time was Spam fitters, a dish that saw the canned meat sliced, coated in batter and fried to produce a crispy, golden coating. Not exactly the most nutritious meal, but it was dished out frequently in the 1940s, typically served alongside peas and potatoes.
22. Blancmange
Dished up at school canteens from the 1950s onwards, blancmange was served (or rather, disguised) in a couple of different ways. The first was a wobbly, moulded style that almost resembled milk jelly and tended to divide the crowd. You might also remember pink custard, made by simmering packet blancmange with milk to create a sauce with a creamy, custard-like texture. The pink-hued result was trickled over all manner of desserts, from sponge squares to chocolate concrete.
21. Macaroni cheese
Cast your eye over this list and you can’t fail to notice just how beige British school dinners were back in the day. The mammoth plates of creamy macaroni cheese that were dished out to the masses from the 1960s were no exception. A particularly popular option, a scoop of this often came served with boiled vegetables or salad and a portion of potatoes (usually chips).
20. Cheese flan
British school dinners were all about simple ingredients that could be transformed into hearty dishes guaranteed to keep kids full, and cheese flan – often known as cheese pie – is a tribute to that. Comfort food at its finest, this dish called for just a handful of ingredients – cheese, eggs, milk and pastry – and was served up alongside potatoes (usually boiled or fried) and a scoop of boiled veggies or baked beans. It was in regular rotation from the 1960s onwards.
19. Tinned fruit and jelly
A classic dessert that many will feel nostalgic about, tinned fruit with jelly was a frequent school dinner dish served up across the country from the 1970s onwards. The fruit would sometimes be suspended within the wobbly jelly, and it was often served with a scoop of ice cream to help encourage kids to eat the whole bowl.
18. Cauliflower cheese
While you may love cauliflower cheese with your Sunday roast nowadays, it also wouldn’t be surprising if the giant vats of this creamy-yet-congealed dish served at school put you off for life. Offered from the 1950s onwards, spoonfuls were slopped onto school trays as a main course, often complete with a scoop of baked beans. If you got in early enough the cauli cheese might still be runny, but if you were one of the last few served, you’d be lucky if it hadn’t solidified completely.
17. Cheese and potato pie
Pure comfort food on a plate, it’s hard to forget this warming, school day classic. All cheese and no pastry, this pie saw mountains of mashed potato mixed with cheese and baked in the oven until golden and crispy on top. Popular throughout the 1970s and 1980s, you’d usually find it finished with a few slices of tomato and served with a giant scoop of baked beans.
16. Roast dinner
Dry meat, soft roast potatoes, overcooked boiled vegetables and watery gravy is how many remember their school roast dinners. This take on the classic Sunday lunch has always been on menus in some form, offered as a weekly special and usually served on Wednesdays. One thing is for certain, it was never as good as Mum’s.
15. Treacle tart
Who can remember being served a slice of this sweet pudding? Another dessert regular, treacle tart frequently formed part of the school menu rotation throughout the 20th century. A crisp pastry bottom was topped with a sickly-sweet golden syrup filling and cut into triangular slices. It’s not a pudding you see often these days, but when you do, memories from school are bound to come flooding back.
14. Hotpot
Another weekly staple throughout the 1950s and 1960s was Lancashire hotpot – or any kind of hotpot, for that matter. Meat and vegetables were cooked down into a stew, before being topped with slices of potato and baked until golden brown. An easy dish to execute and cook in large portions, it usually went down a treat.
13. Square pizza
With its cheesy top and signature shape, the appearance of square pizza caused huge excitement across the school canteen. Similar to a version bakery chain Greggs dishes out these days, square pizza was served throughout the 1990s and early 2000s and was defined by its thick crust, rich tomato sauce and cheese-smothered edges. While it was usually served pillowy soft and straight from its warm sheet pan, you could sometimes get unlucky and be handed a hard, dry slice.
12. Jam roly-poly
While this pudding had some questionable nicknames, it’s one of the most nostalgic dishes on this list and has been dished up by dinner ladies from the 1950s right through to the present day. Made up of a suet-style pastry that's spread with jam before being rolled into a cylinder shape, this swirly pudding is usually served with a drizzle of custard or scoop of ice cream.
11. Arctic roll
Invented in the 1950s by Ernest Velden, this classic British dessert made its way onto school dinner menus, becoming a staple by the 1970s. The chilled pudding featured vanilla ice cream wrapped in a thin, light sponge spread with jam (usually strawberry or raspberry). When a slice of Artic Roll landed on your tray, you knew you were in for a treat (even in double maths was coming up in the afternoon).
10. Ladle custard
Thanks to being poured over most puddings to help mask the contents beneath, thick-skinned custard has long been a prominent school dinner dish. So much so that, when a dodgy looking dessert came on the menu, many kids would ask the dinner ladies for a ladle of custard on its own instead.
9. French bread pizza
French bread pizza – also known as baguette pizza – was a school dinner staple served throughout the 1990s. Giant baguettes were topped with a simple tomato purée and plenty of grated cheese, before being cut into individual portions and grilled. If you were lucky, a sprinkle of dried Italian herbs or scattering of pepperoni slices may have also made it into the mix.
8. Fish fingers, chips and beans
Fish was always served at schools on a Friday, and by the 1960s this may well have meant a couple of slightly soggy fish fingers instead of the usual cod fillet. Still a children’s favourite decades later, dinner ladies would pair them with a scoop of chunky oven chips and baked beans for the win.
7. Rice pudding with jam
Loved and loathed with equal passion, rice pudding was a school dessert that was dished up by the ladleful, thanks to being both simple and affordable. Back in the day, sugar, milk, butter and rice were baked in the oven until the rice was cooked through – if you were lucky a teaspoon of jam was added on top to finish. It was served at schools throughout the 20th century and still regularly features on canteen menus today.
6. Chocolate concrete
Defined by its crunchy texture and sugar-topped finish, it was a great day when this sweet treat landed on your tray. Chocolate concrete – also known as chocolate crunch – is essentially a thick, cocoa-loaded biscuit served up by the slice. You were either team dry (and enjoyed it on its own) or, alternatively, preferred this pud served dripping with pink or yellow custard. It was a popular school canteen dessert from the 1970s onwards.
5. Fish and chips
School dinners (thankfully) took a turn for the better when rationing came to an end in the mid-1950s. With higher quality ingredients becoming more readily available, fish and chip Fridays quickly became a popular weekly occurrence. Still a staple today, battered cod (usually frozen rather than fresh) was served alongside chips and peas or beans. Unsurprisingly, Friday soon became the day everyone looked forward to most.
4. Turkey Twizzlers and chicken dinosaurs
By the 1990s, school meals had become heavily processed with weekly highlights including Turkey Twizzlers and chicken dinosaurs with chips. Despite being a hit with kids, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver launched a campaign in the early 2000s to improve school dinners. Kids waved goodbye to Twizzlers and were instead introduced to healthy pastas, curries and veggie wraps.
3. Sprinkle sponge cake
Who can remember waiting patiently in line for a slice of this simple traybake? Presented in giant, canteen-style trays, this classic dessert features a light, fluffy sponge topped with white icing and finished with rainbow-coloured Hundreds & Thousands. Fondly known as school cake, the much-loved treat was served up in schools from the 1980s to the early 2000s.
2. Cornflake tart
A combination of crisp pastry base, layer of sweet jam and golden syrup–coated cornflakes made this pudding a recipe for success. The classic cornflake tart was a school dinner stalwart from the 1960s right through to the early 2000s, with many adults continuing to hold real affection for this simple treat. Depending on preference, you could either eat your cornflake tart by hand or devour it drenched in custard.
1. Mashed potato (with an ice cream scoop)
Who could forget this retro favourite? A regular in the weekly school dinner rotation, this childhood classic was dished up at school canteens across the country for decades. You’d find ice cream scoops of the stuff served with almost every savoury meal, from mince and veggies to sausages and gravy. Though it was often lumpy and served lukewarm to cold, just looking at this dish is surely enough to make you feel nostalgic for meals gone by.