27 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Seven Days And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

Dave Stopera
·2-min read

1.The person who will have to wait for Spring to venture out:

Snow piled high against an open door, nearly reaching the top, blocking the view outside
Snow piled high against an open door, nearly reaching the top, blocking the view outside

2.The person whose bag is now one with the angels:

Large crowd fills a stadium for an evening concert, with lights illuminating the stage
Large crowd fills a stadium for an evening concert, with lights illuminating the stage

3.The person who is evidently in love with this specific corner of their house:

A wrapped bouquet of flowers left on the ground near a closed door
A wrapped bouquet of flowers left on the ground near a closed door

4.The person who will be eatin' good tonight:

Car windshield splattered with an unknown substance, parked in a parking lot with other cars around
Car windshield splattered with an unknown substance, parked in a parking lot with other cars around

5.The person whose shoe got turned into DUST:

Broken chair pieces scattered on the floor with feet in brown shoes visible beside them
Broken chair pieces scattered on the floor with feet in brown shoes visible beside them

6.The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:

moldy
moldy

7.The person who spent a fortune on... this:

Takeout container with rice, tofu cubes, and slices of purple vegetable on the side
Takeout container with rice, tofu cubes, and slices of purple vegetable on the side

8.The person whose breath must've been extra stinky today:

Bug inside a toothbrush head cover, perched on an electric toothbrush, with a bathroom counter visible in the background
Bug inside a toothbrush head cover, perched on an electric toothbrush, with a bathroom counter visible in the background

9.The person who made a terrible, terrible mistake:

A person confused a tube of Icy Hot pain relieving cream for toothpaste
A person confused a tube of Icy Hot pain relieving cream for toothpaste

10.The person who picked the absolute worst place to park that day:

A house balcony that fell on top of a parked car
A house balcony that fell on top of a parked car

11.The person who gets to meet a new friend on the toilet today:

Toilet paper dispenser with one roll almost empty and another ready for use
Toilet paper dispenser with one roll almost empty and another ready for use

12.The person who got screwed on their salad purchase:

Person holding a small metal screw found in a salad over a dinner table setting
Person holding a small metal screw found in a salad over a dinner table setting

13.The person whose washing machine shall wash no more:

Washing machine overflowing with foam, spilling onto the floor
Washing machine overflowing with foam, spilling onto the floor

14.The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:

black yolk
black yolk

15.The person who got trapped in a prison of their own making:

The view of a jammed door from inside a portable toilet with caption, "So, I'm trapped in a porta-potty"
The view of a jammed door from inside a portable toilet with caption, "So, I'm trapped in a porta-potty"

16.The person who added a little extra grit and flavor to their pie:

Ashes on a pie
Ashes on a pie

17.The person who might want to buff out that scratch on their phone:

A phone broken in half with caption, "Do you think rice can fix this?"
A phone broken in half with caption, "Do you think rice can fix this?"

18.The person who saved their beloved succulent...but at what cost:

Close-up of the palm of a hand with little needles emerging from it, with caption, "If your cactus is falling over, do not try to catch it"
Close-up of the palm of a hand with little needles emerging from it, with caption, "If your cactus is falling over, do not try to catch it"

19.The person whose shirt makes a great salsa bowl:

A messy serving of chunky tomato and vegetable sauce spilled on the floor and a fabric surface
A messy serving of chunky tomato and vegetable sauce spilled on the floor and a fabric surface

20.The person who pulled THIS out of their finger:

Close-up of a hand holding a splinter removal tool with text: "It took me 24 hours to get this out of my thumb."
Close-up of a hand holding a splinter removal tool with text: "It took me 24 hours to get this out of my thumb."

21.The person whose friend's shoes will be sticking to their passenger seat until the end of time:

honey on
honey on

22.The person who had this Looney Toons-esque series of events happen to them:

A giant cactus toppling over onto a house
A giant cactus toppling over onto a house

23.The person who's going to be stepping on grains of rice until the cows come home:

Spilled rice on a wooden kitchen floor with an open rice bag and a fallen basket nearby
Spilled rice on a wooden kitchen floor with an open rice bag and a fallen basket nearby

24.The person whose kettle went to the great big tea set in the sky:

A destroyed tea kettle
A destroyed tea kettle

25.The person who had one attempt and guessed very, very wrong:

"1 incorrect attempt. Try again in 1440 minutes."
"1 incorrect attempt. Try again in 1440 minutes."

26.The person who will never, ever be able to go home:

Spilled powder on the floor
Spilled powder on the floor

27.And the person who got to have a nice, up-close, and personal interaction with their fellow traveler:

A person's foot touching someone's arm on a plane
A person's foot touching someone's arm on a plane

Ain't that cute.

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