25 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Accidentally Destroyed Their Entire Lives

Dave Stopera
·2-min read

1.The person who might want to grab the pliers:

Flattened ring that fell in a garbage disposal
Flattened ring that fell in a garbage disposal

2.The person who got absolutely shafted by the, uh, elevator shaft:

Hand holding open earbuds case near elevator. Yellow arrow on floor points towards elevator entrance
Hand holding open earbuds case near elevator. Yellow arrow on floor points towards elevator entrance

3.The person who learned a valuable lesson about wood chipping today:

Hand holding a broken black smartwatch with wood chips on the ground and sneakers visible
Hand holding a broken black smartwatch with wood chips on the ground and sneakers visible

4.The person who found out the love of their life was AI:

Text conversation about music and a vanilla cake recipe. Recipe includes butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, and milk
Text conversation about music and a vanilla cake recipe. Recipe includes butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, and milk

5.The person whose iPhone is nice 'n' slick now:

iphone dropped into motor oil
iphone dropped into motor oil

6.The person who straight up Hulk'd their door handle off:

Person holding a broken car door handle next to the damaged door of a vehicle
Person holding a broken car door handle next to the damaged door of a vehicle

7.The person who was forever tainted by their ring:

ring stain
ring stain

8.The person who will never get dressed in the dark again:

Person standing on pavement wearing mismatched flat shoes, one black and one blue, with a checkered skirt visible
Person standing on pavement wearing mismatched flat shoes, one black and one blue, with a checkered skirt visible

9.The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:

Person who found a fake $100 bill
Person who found a fake $100 bill

10.The couple who were imprisoned by a jail of their own making:

Text conversation: "I need tp", "LOL", "Oh no", "what do we do", "Idk"
Text conversation: "I need tp", "LOL", "Oh no", "what do we do", "Idk"

11.The person who found a little friend in their bag of bread:

Packaged loaf of bread with a small spider on one slice inside the bag
Packaged loaf of bread with a small spider on one slice inside the bag

12.The person who, at the very least, has something to look forward to in 14 years:

Error message: "You entered the wrong PIN 5 times. Try again in 472182669 seconds."
Error message: "You entered the wrong PIN 5 times. Try again in 472182669 seconds."

13.The person who got stuck in an elevator from the Hoover administration:

person stuck in an elevator
person stuck in an elevator

14.The person whose stairs shall stair no more:

Outdoor steps with a large hole in the middle step, surrounded by icy patches, posing a potential hazard
Outdoor steps with a large hole in the middle step, surrounded by icy patches, posing a potential hazard

15.The person who whose dream of having tea went up in flames:

Damaged black plant pot with a broken bottom, shown held over a brick pavement
Damaged black plant pot with a broken bottom, shown held over a brick pavement

16.The person who got a little extra protein with their pistachios:

Image of a fabric with small holes and what appears to be insect larvae on a striped surface
Image of a fabric with small holes and what appears to be insect larvae on a striped surface

17.The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:

skittles scattered about
skittles scattered about

18.The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:

Note about a cleaner finding mouse poop on a toothbrush
Note about a cleaner finding mouse poop on a toothbrush

19.The person who had to uncover this horrific sight:

A pile of contact lenses deposited behind a bed
A pile of contact lenses deposited behind a bed

20.The person who just discovered a new life form in a carton of milk:

Milk that has turned pink and goopy
Milk that has turned pink and goopy

21.The person who learned a hard lesson about cats:

cat pee in a box of legos
cat pee in a box of legos

22.The person who got a little extra CRONCH with their breakfast:

Bowl with cereal squares in milk, with a spoon placed over them
Bowl with cereal squares in milk, with a spoon placed over them

23.The person whose lunch is about to get all kinds of messy:

Person who is having soup but the cafeteria only has plates
Person who is having soup but the cafeteria only has plates

24.The person who finally got the in-ground pool they've always wanted:

Basement flooded
Basement flooded

25.The person who will need to take out a second mortgage on their house to finance this disaster:

Dropped eggs in front of an open refrigerator
Dropped eggs in front of an open refrigerator

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