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22 spectacularly lame pumpkin carvings

  • <p><i>[Photo: instagram]</i></p>
    1/22

    Going for the small face big hair vibe.

    [Photo: instagram]

  • <p><i>[Photo: imgur]</i></p>
    2/22

    Iiiiiiiiit’s….pumpkin toast face!

    [Photo: imgur]

  • <p><i>[Photo: imgfave]</i></p>
    3/22

    Cheetah

    [Photo: imgfave]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: reddit]</i></p>
    4/22

    This is so brilliant in it’s lameness.

    [Photo: reddit]

  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    5/22

    The maker of this one had big dreams but part way though thought, ‘nah, pumpkin carving ain’t for me’.

    [Photo: flickr]

  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    6/22

    The gummy teeth though!

    [Photo: flickr]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: pinterest]</i></p>
    7/22

    It’s a pig. No a cat. No wait..umm…

    [Photo: pinterest]

  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    8/22

    To be honest, I think these two just got into a punch up down the pumpkin patch.

    [Photo: flickr]

  • <p><i>[Photo: instagram]</i></p>
    9/22

    Jack pumpkin head right after a Friday night in A&E.

    [Photo: instagram]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: buffet o’blog]</i></p>
    10/22

    One easy technique is to leave your pumpkin in the woods for tiny artistic forest mice to gnaw.

    [Photo: buffet o’blog]

  • <p><i>[Photo: Head Injury Theatre]</i></p>
    11/22

    It’s like a drawing of a muppet on a pumpkin. Very original.

    [Photo: Head Injury Theatre]

  • <p><i>[Photo: instagram]</i></p>
    12/22

    What is this? Some sort of triangle spell?

    [Photo: instagram]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    13/22

    Ah yes, the Sharpie technique.

    [Photo: flickr]

  • <p><i>[Photo: pinterest]</i></p>
    14/22

    Its a portrait landscape mashup. Obvs.

    [Photo: pinterest]

  • <p><i>[Photo: youtube]</i></p>
    15/22

    Pretty sure this one is supposed to be Sloth from the Goonies.

    [Photo: youtube]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    16/22

    I don’t know, was it punched by Wolverine?

    [Photo: flickr]

  • <p><i>[Photo: imgur]</i></p>
    17/22

    Fail. Fail. Fail.

    [Photo: imgur]

  • <p><i>[Photo: instagram]</i></p>
    18/22

    Expectation Vs reality.

    [Photo: instagram]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: imgur]</i></p>
    19/22

    Is there a prize for guessing what it’s supposed to be?

    [Photo: imgur]

  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    20/22

    It’s quite cute in it’s own special way.

    [Photo: flickr]

  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    21/22

    Just skip the whole carving bit and stab it with a load of knives.

    [Photo: flickr]

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  • <p><i>[Photo: flickr]</i></p>
    22/22

    Alternatively use your pumpkin as a backdrop for something else entirely.

    [Photo: flickr]

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Jasmine Jones

You know that feeling when you’ve got a brilliant artistic vision in your head; like an amazing pumpkin carving or something? You see it in such clear detail, you’re hyped, you’re gonna make this thing happen! Yeah boy!  Man, this is gonna be so good! You’re gonna be just like Ray Villafane. You’re gonna get thousands - no, millions of likes. You’re gonna be a viral sensation. All you gotta do is carve this baby up.

You get your tools ready and get to work. Two minutes in you quickly realise you’re in a nailed it situation. Ah well, there’s still a chance you could be a viral sensation…just for different reasons.